Do vagina's smell?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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