Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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