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  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:29pm

    NUUUUUUUUUUUUUVA RING

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:01am

    that's how we do it in the 503, we like to keep portland classy

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:03am

    5:28 wtf are you talking about?

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:23pm

    Train Wreck of the season; way to go, champ!

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:26pm

    12:15 that is just plain nasty I feel bad for ur past gfs

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:55am

    12:55 your* retart* stupid asshole

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:59pm

    Boston can suck my short dick

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:55pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:34pm

    Your girlfriend must be from California because that's about par for the course there. Women don't act like that in Boston.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:10am

    1:55 is a dumbass lol

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:33am

    This stuff is just so stupid. Anyone who reads this junk or posts here is ignorant.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:48am

    Hola me llamo Miguel y yo soy un inmigrante ilegal. Lavaré su casa por 20 pesos por hora. Favor, me considere, gracias a usted. ~Miguel

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:02am

    Pretty sure I read an FML about some girl getting totally shitfaced at her boyfriend's family christmas party. possibly this one?

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:11am

    dear 2:41, go to lamebook and go back maybe a week or so. it's a flexo thing.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:42pm

    Don't hate on Cali girls!! VVV but damn wat a dumb bitch, how embarassing!

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:51am

    As the generations pass, the 503 just keeps getting better.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:06pm

    Hey 11. How about ya don't

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:13pm

    Haha I faked a preggg on my ex

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:06am

    @ 11:34 yeah the OP does sound like some bleach blonde dumbass chick from California. Girls bleach their hair in other states but it seems to be a tradition for morons in CA.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:21pm

    Next time bring a mute button

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:13am

    keep willie wrapped you half-wit moron!

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:04pm

    Monday tesday Wednesday Thursday Friday saturtday Sunday everydayyyyy

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:55am

    @ 12:40 youre a retard shut up NOW

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:12am

    So true story. Once I was drunk at a party. I tried to push a Mexican into the fire. - Gemma

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:34am

    lol 1:55 hi flexo!!! also. the stupid california sucks/we don't do that in boston chick is lameee. was never funny. i'm sick of it.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:00pm

    First!! Woohoo. Suck me

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:22pm

    ok tfln is all fake, ive submitted countless great texts and not one of em is up here. the makers of the site or whatever control all of this fake shit. so fuck anyone who believes any of this shit!!!

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:16am

    Man Rule Number One: do NOT take a booty call anywhere. You call her over, fuck her, and send her away. You don't take her home; you don't even want to know her name for chrissake

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:06pm

    Second!! What a bitch

  • 28 34
    Submitted by lollerskatez on Jun 18, 11 at 5:59pm

    the thumbs-down count is 6666 right now.. I can't mess that up

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:44pm

    10:13, you are a disgrace, my last bf's ex pulled that shit on him, not cool

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:41am

    Hey... 1:55, the person used the correct you're. if you used your that'd mean it was possession, you're is you are. if you're going to correct someone, make sure you do it right douche.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:34am

    Haha, I love being pregnant! More welfare and child support, yay!

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:46am

    I like the Soviet Russia guy. Lets keep him.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:28am

    11:17!! Hell yeah... Us Aussies are all class... 'cept true westies... Pass me a tinny of VB n me Winnie reds doll... Lmao

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:43pm

    umm 5.28 are you really an aussie?! coz the westie bit i get but winnie reds doll?! lol no idea! VB haha classic im a victorian!! peace and love, 11:17

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:33am

    10:13 that's some psycho shit

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:04am

    @ 5:28 that was lame and i bet youre not an aussie

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:08am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:02am

    doesn't have to be. just bring a girl with class next time.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:12am

    11:34 what the hell? Do you want to be a Cali girl or something?

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:47pm

    AAAHAHAHA! Merry Christmas to you!

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:11pm

    it's okay my date came with me to thanksgiving and learned i had slept with her sister and best friend because my cousin who I confide in got a little too drunk. Talk about awkward.

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:36am

    I love you Portland. Don't ever change.

  • 42 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:17pm

    wow way to keep it classy, getting drunk in front of a family she just met! but not all us girls are that trashy, us aussie's are on classy lot! haha

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm

    Lol you shoulda slapped her.