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  • NUUUUUUUUUUUUUVA RING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:29pm
  • This stuff is just so stupid. Anyone who reads this junk or posts here is ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:33am
  • 5:28 wtf are you talking about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:03am
  • Second!! What a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Next time bring a mute button

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:21pm
  • @ 11:34 yeah the OP does sound like some bleach blonde dumbass chick from California. Girls bleach their hair in other states but it seems to be a tradition for morons in CA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:06am
  • I like the Soviet Russia guy. Lets keep him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:46am
  • Hola me llamo Miguel y yo soy un inmigrante ilegal. Lavaré su casa por 20 pesos por hora. Favor, me considere, gracias a usted. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:48am
  • Don't hate on Cali girls!! VVV but damn wat a dumb bitch, how embarassing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Your girlfriend must be from California because that's about par for the course there. Women don't act like that in Boston.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:34pm
  • that's how we do it in the 503, we like to keep portland classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:01am
  • Boston can suck my short dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Train Wreck of the season; way to go, champ!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:23pm
  • 12:15 that is just plain nasty I feel bad for ur past gfs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:26pm
  • As the generations pass, the 503 just keeps getting better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:51am
  • 12:55 your* retart* stupid asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:55am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:55pm
  • 1:55 is a dumbass lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:10am
  • So true story. Once I was drunk at a party. I tried to push a Mexican into the fire. - Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:12am
  • keep willie wrapped you half-wit moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:13am
  • the thumbs-down count is 6666 right now.. I can't mess that up

    Submitted by lollerskatez on Jun 18, 11 at 5:59pm
  • Hey 11. How about ya don't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:06pm
  • dear 2:41, go to lamebook and go back maybe a week or so. it's a flexo thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:11am
  • First!! Woohoo. Suck me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Pretty sure I read an FML about some girl getting totally shitfaced at her boyfriend's family christmas party. possibly this one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:02am
  • @ 5:28 that was lame and i bet youre not an aussie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:04am
  • 11:34 what the hell? Do you want to be a Cali girl or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:12am
  • 10:13 that's some psycho shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:33am
  • Haha, I love being pregnant! More welfare and child support, yay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:34am
  • @ 12:40 youre a retard shut up NOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:55am
  • Hey... 1:55, the person used the correct you're. if you used your that'd mean it was possession, you're is you are. if you're going to correct someone, make sure you do it right douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:41am
  • Monday tesday Wednesday Thursday Friday saturtday Sunday everydayyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Lol you shoulda slapped her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm
  • ok tfln is all fake, ive submitted countless great texts and not one of em is up here. the makers of the site or whatever control all of this fake shit. so fuck anyone who believes any of this shit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:22pm
  • lol 1:55 hi flexo!!! also. the stupid california sucks/we don't do that in boston chick is lameee. was never funny. i'm sick of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:34am
  • umm 5.28 are you really an aussie?! coz the westie bit i get but winnie reds doll?! lol no idea! VB haha classic im a victorian!! peace and love, 11:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Man Rule Number One: do NOT take a booty call anywhere. You call her over, fuck her, and send her away. You don't take her home; you don't even want to know her name for chrissake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:16am
  • Haha I faked a preggg on my ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:13pm
  • wow way to keep it classy, getting drunk in front of a family she just met! but not all us girls are that trashy, us aussie's are on classy lot! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:17pm
  • 10:13, you are a disgrace, my last bf's ex pulled that shit on him, not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:44pm
  • 11:17!! Hell yeah... Us Aussies are all class... 'cept true westies... Pass me a tinny of VB n me Winnie reds doll... Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:28am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:08am
  • I love you Portland. Don't ever change.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:36am
  • AAAHAHAHA! Merry Christmas to you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:47pm
  • it's okay my date came with me to thanksgiving and learned i had slept with her sister and best friend because my cousin who I confide in got a little too drunk. Talk about awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:11pm
  • doesn't have to be. just bring a girl with class next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:02am
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