She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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This stuff is just so stupid. Anyone who reads this junk or posts here is ignorant.
5:28 wtf are you talking about?
Next time bring a mute button
Second!! What a bitch
@ 11:34 yeah the OP does sound like some bleach blonde dumbass chick from California. Girls bleach their hair in other states but it seems to be a tradition for morons in CA.
I like the Soviet Russia guy. Lets keep him.
Hola me llamo Miguel y yo soy un inmigrante ilegal. Lavaré su casa por 20 pesos por hora. Favor, me considere, gracias a usted.
So true story. Once I was drunk at a party. I tried to push a Mexican into the fire.
Don't hate on Cali girls!! VVV but damn wat a dumb bitch, how embarassing!
Your girlfriend must be from California because that's about par for the course there. Women don't act like that in Boston.
that's how we do it in the 503, we like to keep portland classy
Boston can suck my short dick
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
As the generations pass, the 503 just keeps getting better.
1:55 is a dumbass lol
12:15 that is just plain nasty I feel bad for ur past gfs
Train Wreck of the season; way to go, champ!
12:55 your* retart*
the thumbs-down count is 6666 right now.. I can't mess that up
keep willie wrapped you half-wit moron!
Hey 11. How about ya don't
First!! Woohoo. Suck me
dear 2:41, go to lamebook and go back maybe a week or so. it's a flexo thing.
@ 5:28 that was lame and i bet youre not an aussie
Pretty sure I read an FML about some girl getting totally shitfaced at her boyfriend's family christmas party. possibly this one?
Haha, I love being pregnant! More welfare and child support, yay!
11:34 what the hell? Do you want to be a Cali girl or something?
@ 12:40 youre a retard shut up NOW
10:13 that's some psycho shit
Hey... 1:55, the person used the correct you're. if you used your that'd mean it was possession, you're is you are. if you're going to correct someone, make sure you do it right douche.
Monday tesday Wednesday Thursday Friday saturtday Sunday everydayyyyy
umm 5.28 are you really an aussie?! coz the westie bit i get but winnie reds doll?! lol no idea! VB haha classic im a victorian!!
peace and love, 11:17
lol 1:55 hi flexo!!!
also. the stupid california sucks/we don't do that in boston chick is lameee. was never funny. i'm sick of it.
Lol you shoulda slapped her.
ok tfln is all fake, ive submitted countless great texts and not one of em is up here. the makers of the site or whatever control all of this fake shit. so fuck anyone who believes any of this shit!!!
Man Rule Number One: do NOT take a booty call anywhere. You call her over, fuck her, and send her away. You don't take her home; you don't even want to know her name for chrissake
wow way to keep it classy, getting drunk in front of a family she just met! but not all us girls are that trashy, us aussie's are on classy lot! haha
10:13, you are a disgrace, my last bf's ex pulled that shit on him, not cool
Haha I faked a preggg on my ex
11:17!! Hell yeah... Us Aussies are all class... 'cept true westies... Pass me a tinny of VB n me Winnie reds doll... Lmao
I love you Portland. Don't ever change.
it's okay my date came with me to thanksgiving and learned i had slept with her sister and best friend because my cousin who I confide in got a little too drunk. Talk about awkward.
AAAHAHAHA! Merry Christmas to you!
doesn't have to be. just bring a girl with class next time.