what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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