Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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