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  • Hell yeah. I swear this is my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:30pm
  • So you're a pixie-slut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:56am
  • Andrew vanwyngarden of mgmt had is first band named glitter penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Clitter turned my labia into a YAYbia!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:52pm
  • Did he sleep with ke$ha...?

    Submitted by 757love on Oct 28, 10 at 12:33am
  • lets have some fun, this beat is sick; i wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:56am
  • It's b/c of edward cullen...we all have sparkly peen fantasies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:08am
  • I'm with y'all on the "no more penis glitter" issue. I boinked a lot of raver sluts, and never once woke up with sparkly genitals. Chlamydia, yes, glitter, no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:24pm
  • lol. well appearntly boys that sparkle are a fad now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:56am
  • clitter! may result in sparkle babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Or he could have been....... EDWARD!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Wow way to be oringinal this is only the 100th text about glittery penises. Let's shoot for some variety......what d'ya say?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:58pm
  • My boyfriend gas woken up with glitter on his dick. It's from sparkly lip gloss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Maybe he puts glitter on his penis...maybe he likes it to sparkle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:44am
  • glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. it had to be said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:11am
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