I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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Hell yeah. I swear this is my life.
So you're a pixie-slut?
Andrew vanwyngarden of mgmt had is first band named glitter penis
Clitter turned my labia into a YAYbia!!!!
Did he sleep with ke$ha...?
lets have some fun, this beat is sick; i wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
It's b/c of edward cullen...we all have sparkly peen fantasies :)
I'm with y'all on the "no more penis glitter" issue. I boinked a lot of raver sluts, and never once woke up with sparkly genitals. Chlamydia, yes, glitter, no.
lol. well appearntly boys that sparkle are a fad now!
clitter! may result in sparkle babies
Or he could have been....... EDWARD!!
Wow way to be oringinal this is only the 100th text about glittery penises. Let's shoot for some variety......what d'ya say?!?!
My boyfriend gas woken up with glitter on his dick.
It's from sparkly lip gloss.
Maybe he puts glitter on his penis...maybe he likes it to sparkle.
glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. it had to be said