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  • 67 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:08am
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    It's b/c of edward cullen...we all have sparkly peen fantasies :)

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:52pm
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    Clitter turned my labia into a YAYbia!!!!

  • 50 40
    Submitted by 757love on Oct 28, 10 at 12:33am
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    Did he sleep with ke$ha...?

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:56am
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    So you're a pixie-slut?

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:33pm
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    clitter! may result in sparkle babies

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:30pm
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    Hell yeah. I swear this is my life.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:24pm
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    I'm with y'all on the "no more penis glitter" issue. I boinked a lot of raver sluts, and never once woke up with sparkly genitals. Chlamydia, yes, glitter, no.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:11pm
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    Or he could have been....... EDWARD!!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:26pm
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    My boyfriend gas woken up with glitter on his dick. It's from sparkly lip gloss.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:56am
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    lets have some fun, this beat is sick; i wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:14pm
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    Andrew vanwyngarden of mgmt had is first band named glitter penis

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:11am
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    glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. it had to be said

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:58pm
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    Wow way to be oringinal this is only the 100th text about glittery penises. Let's shoot for some variety......what d'ya say?!?!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:44am
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    Maybe he puts glitter on his penis...maybe he likes it to sparkle.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:56am
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    lol. well appearntly boys that sparkle are a fad now!