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  • 88 94
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 13, 11 at 11:29pm

    We were pulled over and the cop looked inside the car and saw the two quarter bottle of Jack in the baby seat. He lost his game face, laughed and let us go.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 14, 11 at 1:38am

    Was it a bottle of Oil of Slipperyness

  • 82 93
    Submitted by franzferdinand on May 13, 11 at 3:23pm

    people do do this shit. if you had a life maybe you would know.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Sydefx on May 13, 11 at 9:45pm

    It's pronounced and spelled "PAST tense". Before you belittle someone, think twice about your immature comment, and then proceed to write.

  • Submitted by cummywhore on May 13, 11 at 2:16pm

    First comment.. Lol

    • 67 93
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 13, 11 at 2:20pm

      With a name like that such a terrible comment doesn't suprise me. Kill yourself.

    • 80 96
      Submitted by ShakeyDNB on May 14, 11 at 9:16am

      give me a call and lemme smang it girrrrrl.

  • Submitted by noahochoa on May 13, 11 at 2:36pm

    its funny how people speak in pass tense and describe to someone what the person did, yet no one does this shit in real life

    • Submitted by drewski03 on May 13, 11 at 10:35pm

      I thought this was way funnier than OP. i love it when people are being critical and accidently demonstrate that they're incredibly dumb.

  • Submitted by megganhoffman on Aug 12, 11 at 4:29pm

    Lol I have totally done something similar to this. Drunk shit happends