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  • We were pulled over and the cop looked inside the car and saw the two quarter bottle of Jack in the baby seat. He lost his game face, laughed and let us go.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 13, 11 at 11:29pm
  • Was it a bottle of Oil of Slipperyness

    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 14, 11 at 1:38am
  • people do do this shit. if you had a life maybe you would know.

    Submitted by franzferdinand on May 13, 11 at 3:23pm
  • It's pronounced and spelled "PAST tense". Before you belittle someone, think twice about your immature comment, and then proceed to write.

    Submitted by Sydefx on May 13, 11 at 9:45pm
  • its funny how people speak in pass tense and describe to someone what the person did, yet no one does this shit in real life

    Submitted by noahochoa on May 13, 11 at 2:36pm
    • I thought this was way funnier than OP. i love it when people are being critical and accidently demonstrate that they're incredibly dumb.

      Submitted by drewski03 on May 13, 11 at 10:35pm
  • First comment.. Lol

    Submitted by cummywhore on May 13, 11 at 2:16pm
    • With a name like that such a terrible comment doesn't suprise me. Kill yourself.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 13, 11 at 2:20pm
    • give me a call and lemme smang it girrrrrl.

      Submitted by ShakeyDNB on May 14, 11 at 9:16am
  • Lol I have totally done something similar to this. Drunk shit happends

    Submitted by megganhoffman on Aug 12, 11 at 4:29pm