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  • Submitted by abc101 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:38pm

    THAT fat. THAT high. THAT drunk. Tfln, what have you come to?

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      Submitted by elad315 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:07am

      right. my post about mac n cheese was way better and didn't make it. this shits stupid.

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        Submitted by Patrick on Jun 28, 10 at 8:18pm

        Why do not funny fake posts get through when hilarious REAL texts don't? Who's running this goddamn show?

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    Submitted by meghannnn on Jun 27, 10 at 1:45pm

    i think it's more a fact of summer than actually being fat; you eat a hot food when it's hot out, you get a little sweaty.

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 27, 10 at 1:24pm

    damn, i wonder what would happen if i set a nice rump roast in front of you.

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    Submitted by schlop on Jun 27, 10 at 7:12pm

    sounds like the poster is making fun of a specific tubby one

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    Submitted by sovietalias on Jun 27, 10 at 1:37pm

    In soviet Russia, mac and cheese nuke you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 11:53pm

    That's sad

  • 66 64
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:27pm

    Seems more like a bad life than just a bad night...

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 27, 10 at 3:40pm

    Bragging about bring a fat slob? That stupid.

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    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 27, 10 at 1:25pm

    Just don't sweat IN the mac 'n' cheese. The water will make the cheese separate and look gross.

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    Submitted by sorostitute05 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:59am

    Things like this make me so proud to be from southern Missouri

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    Submitted by whointucson on Jun 28, 10 at 12:51am

    Wait until you sweat just thinking about it.. then your that fucked

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:28am

    Eat enough of it and you might just sweat the weight off.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by squibkick on Jun 27, 10 at 7:14pm

    "fat? That's heroic. Just add hot dogs and you'll sweat less."

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    Submitted by E82Stud on Jun 27, 10 at 7:27pm

    Kill yourself lard ass

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    Submitted by lovelyguns on Jul 1, 10 at 8:36am

    Who says stuff like this?

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 1:30pm

    Try dunking Pretzels in your mac & cheese, Tubby.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jun 27, 10 at 9:40pm

    @abc101 - I agree.

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    Submitted by nignog14 on Jun 28, 10 at 12:27am

    R u at all concerned about it???

  • 59 83
    Submitted by carmellama on Jun 27, 10 at 4:03pm

    Ewww lose some weighttt.

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    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jun 27, 10 at 2:13pm

    that's fucking gross

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 1:11pm

    This reminds me of the ever so g4y "tht high" txts

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    Submitted by Okie20 on Jun 27, 10 at 7:02pm

    Haha so much funnier than a "that high" quote

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 10 at 8:18pm

    Lolol I felt this way many times

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    Submitted by beatnu714 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:39pm

    Silly quarter pounder

  • 51 75
    Submitted by DeathsIntern on Jun 27, 10 at 10:52pm

    I really don't see the problem with "That high/drunk" texts. I've actually found some of 'em kind of funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 9:31pm

    go fuck yourself 7:27. I started sweating while your mom ate chocolate sauce off of my dick

  • 45 70
    Submitted by yourdadsgirl on Jun 27, 10 at 1:19pm

    Loser

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    Submitted by pibber on Apr 1, 12 at 2:02pm

    I'm enjoying some Mac and cheese right meow

  • 49 86
    Submitted by 6one3 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:18pm

    Mens asses

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 30, 10 at 9:28pm

    Nasty ass fatso