it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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