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  • Hint: ATM is NOT acceptable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:15pm
  • To quote Clerks 2 "you never go ass to mouth" -Alec

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:36pm
  • ATMs are filthy! Everyone touching those buttons?! GROSS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:04pm
    • Not the money machines they have outside of banks and in some stores. Urban dictionary is your friend.

      Submitted by RazorTongue on Aug 23, 15 at 9:41pm
  • 7:17 - what's a foggot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:44pm
  • atm is never acceptable. ever heard of the fucking norovirus?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm
  • WTF does ATM mean? Someone help me out here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:45pm
  • That is disgusting. Neither is perfectly acceptable. You should go kill yourself now, before you spread more diseases. Do you kiss your boyfriend after you stick your tongue up his ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:10pm
  • neither is perfectly acceptable. they both transmit viruses and illnesses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:38pm
  • ATM is not acceptable, not washing your hands after you poop doesn't mean that your hands are dirty but ATM guarantees your mouth will be dirty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:37pm
  • ATM is not perfectly acceptable. Honestly, the shit gets IN YOUR MOUTH. I think it's worse than not washing hands post bathroom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Umm...whoever said ATM was acceptable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Ass to mouth is never ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Oh. Also. Its probably because your hands touch a lot of other stuff. And you're not going to go around kissing everything? If its ass to mouth, you're keeping that shit (haha) to yourself, not spreading it around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:07pm
  • You should wash your hands after fondling your mud cutter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Porno girls bowel cleanse before A2M. Either way it's still nasty and I don't get how anyone would be turned on by it. I get the whole anal thing, but really, A2M goes way too far. If a girl does that for you, run away fast, cuz there's no telling what else a girl like that has done. Its a good way to catch somethin unfriendly if you know what i mean haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:08pm
  • you treat the girls that will do ATM like a piece of toilet paper -- use it and throw it away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:24am
  • Who really does that??? And dudes that want a chick that does... Go find a boyfriend!!! Gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:20pm
    • Where the hell is my sammich, woman?!

      Submitted by Xatu on Apr 25, 11 at 6:32pm
  • who the hell told this person that ATM is perfectly acceptable. never go ass to mouth. never.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:45am
  • is there consensus on whether atm means pull out then suck it vs rim job?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:06am
  • So there I was, sitting on the shitter, eating a bagel, when all of the sudden, someone broke my window!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:54pm
  • You must be a retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:40pm
  • That goes right up there with, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:13pm
  • It's funny how 50% of that website is talking about one night stands, blowjobs, gag reflex, and now we talk about a different way of exploring sexuality and everyone is grossed out. I agree with 6:09, open your mind, it's just sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Which "ATM"? And would you want someone shit hands on your food?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:02pm
  • 6:02 ATM is ass to mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 3:24am --You win for the American Psycho reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:32pm
  • I don't know who misinformed you, but ATM is not acceptable at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:23am
  • Not sure ATM is considerd "acceptable"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:18am
  • R kelly should pee on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Just to clarify, kids. Ass to mouth is when a boy and a girl like each other, or are really drunk, and the boy puts his hoo-hah into the girls bum-bum. After that goes on for a little, the boy then puts his hoo-hah into the girls mouth and she proceeds to do things that would give you guys bad dreams.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:05pm
  • 842 I think I know you are you 951

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:10pm
  • how about you just cut to the chase and shit in the girls mouth? thats sexy right? or she could vomit in your mouth after you shit in hers so you both get to eat shit and then die of the fucking ebola virus or something equally crazy! OHHHHH thats so sexy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:44am
  • Eww. ATM is not perfectly acceptable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Because sometimes you'd like to withdraw money without talking to a teller, especially if the teller has shit-covered hands from not washing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:36pm
  • that is .. repulsive ; ( wtf why wud u even want that? HELLOO .. DISEASES?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:37pm
  • 6:09: the voice of reason!! Thank you for that. Was feeling like a nasty women!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:13am
  • ATM is vile and people who do that really gross me out..do people not care about diseases?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Ass to mouth is acceptable at times in the heat of the moment. The story just never leaves the room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:45am
  • Ass to Mouth is not even socially acceptable. Sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:28pm
  • What's the matter with A2M? With proper hygiene and a normally functioning digestive tract there shouldn't be any residue or weird taste...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:54am
  • What else besides automated teller machine and ass to mouth does ATM stand for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:06pm
  • everyone knows girls dont poop, so A2M is golden in my book. especially after a few (dozen) drinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:11pm
  • 8:42 go kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:48pm
  • 7:11 i think hes the 1 gettin lickedd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:58pm
  • A2M usually happens in the heat of the moment. But it can work in any situation where there is not a layer of poo on the dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:19am
  • A2M gives pleasure to either participant or onlookers, however there is no pleasure from not washing your hands...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Well obviously the pun was intended, otherwise you wouldn't have said it wasn't intended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:21am
  • Ass to mouth is cool!!!!!' lulz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:45am
  • 9:45-- you know that thing mommy and daddy go to too get money. No, not the cathouse, but the bank. That thing outside is an ATM. ATM also means "at the moment" or some variation. Or even "ass-to-mouth".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:11pm
  • What's wrong with savoring the flavor of a shit-coated dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:20am
  • I mean, who wouldn't love the taste of farts in their mouth?! Nothing else gets ME in the mood faster!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Wait wait wait. I was always undertge impression that the boy licked the girls booty hole. Was I wrong? Does the girl lick the boys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I fucked my girlfriend in the ass one night when we were drunk the next morning she woke me up to a morning bj when I reminded her about the night before she almost threw up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Since when is ATM "perfectly acceptable"? Just because it's in porn doesn't make it so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Since when was atm acceptable, what the hell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:00am
  • Omg r Kelly won't stop peeing on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:17pm
  • So, this one time, I tried ass to mouth, and it was more like ass to toothpaste, because it's fucking disgusting. I needed a new toothbrush after that. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:36pm
  • YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:30am
  • Both may be perfectly acceptable to varying individuals but both are definitely socially reprehensible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:28am
  • He is a switch, he fingers assholes with his right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:32pm
  • I love a womens ass. I would gladly kiss her after I pumped her ass and she sucked my cock. A womens ass is a glorious place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:56am
  • 10:23 that is clearly a right hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:05am
  • YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:10am
  • A2M is easier to understand. I need to find a girl that does that. Jeez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 9:10 Purell doesn't work for soiled hands only soap does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Yeah, it's 6:02. Thanks guys. ATM is confusing. Means many things. A2M is alot easier to get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:48pm
  • doing ATM with a girl is pretty cool. It's disgusting but then not all girls will do it. You gotta find the low self esteem girls. They will do ATM. A girl that does ATM isn't one you want for anything more than a last chance booty call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:53pm
  • 11:50-- that's why you don't remind her where it's been...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:24am
  • I wanna suck shit particles off his dick, they taste so fuckin good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:00am
  • ATM is fine and totally acceptable if porn, raves, nooners, and my girlfriend have taught me anything. ATM during a threeway is spectacular, nothing like seeing one girl using her mouth and seeing your hammer disappear into another girls ass. And the reverse!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:01pm
  • I love doing ATM on my boyfriend, especially right after he takes a gnarly dump. Toilet ass to mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:48pm
  • ATM is NOT perfectly acceptable!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:01am
  • I don't really find ATM acceptable, I think that shit's kinda fucked up (pun not intended).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:57am
  • Ow I got sperm in my eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:27pm
  • 1) ass to mouth is not socially acceptable. 2) who says poo? Are you 5? 3) Put the two together, ass to mouth and this 5 year old, and you go to prison. Sicko fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Keeping it real classy in Palm Beach County.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:00am
  • I'd say they're equally bad, but ATM is worse because at least with hands, there's Purel... Either way, you risk some horrible disease with fecal matter. Who the fuck wants that?? I don't think the phrase "kiss my ass" should ever be taken literally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:10pm
  • sometimes, in the heat of the moment, its acceptable to go ass to mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:03am
  • As soon as they start putting sinks with housekeeping at ATMs I will start washing my hands after using one

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 20, 10 at 4:35pm
  • It's more fun? Just speculating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:30pm
  • ATM is way worse than not washing after taking a dump. At least when you take a dump and wipe, theres toilet paper between your hands and the shit. Unless youre a dumbass, you wont get shit on your hands. ATM guarantees youll get shit in your mouth... sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:25pm
  • I need to look up this area code to see where it is acceptable.... Also in the movies they prepare with enemas and lots of cleaning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I didn't know R Kelly was left handed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:23pm
  • 10:05. Why don't u just say dick and asshole? You dick and asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:13pm
  • its one of the great mysteries of life OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:05pm
  • ill eat her chocolate starfish if she showers first

    Submitted by GMchillen on Jan 9, 12 at 12:48am
  • 157 - Original poster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:21am
  • 8==(,,,,)===D - ~ - ~ this is r Kelly peeing on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Yeah who told you it was perfectly acceptable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Because the world is actually run by menopausal hags who find great pleasure in degrading the lifestyles of others. Which is why we should have just let McCain/Palin win anyway. We'd have created a shortcut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:19pm
  • A2m rocks! Do it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:45pm
  • 945, read the fucking thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:53pm
  • ATM is not acceptable....then again, I am not a dirty disgusting nasty whore, so what do I know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I have a feeling the op is a guy, talking about sticking his tongue up another guy's ass. F$

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Who the fuck cares about being first or second? Focus on the best thing at hand, chicks who do ATM make the world a better place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Poohands IS perfectly acceptable!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:24pm
  • It's not acceptable! Never was, never will be. Stop watching bad porn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:43pm