How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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Hint: ATM is NOT acceptable.
To quote Clerks 2 "you never go ass to mouth"
ATMs are filthy! Everyone touching those buttons?! GROSS!!
Not the money machines they have outside of banks and in some stores. Urban dictionary is your friend.
7:17 - what's a foggot?
Oh. Also. Its probably because your hands touch a lot of other stuff. And you're not going to go around kissing everything? If its ass to mouth, you're keeping that shit (haha) to yourself, not spreading it around.
atm is never acceptable. ever heard of the fucking norovirus?
That is disgusting. Neither is perfectly acceptable. You should go kill yourself now, before you spread more diseases.
Do you kiss your boyfriend after you stick your tongue up his ass?
WTF does ATM mean? Someone help me out here.
neither is perfectly acceptable. they both transmit viruses and illnesses.
ATM is not acceptable, not washing your hands after you poop doesn't mean that your hands are dirty but ATM guarantees your mouth will be dirty
Porno girls bowel cleanse before A2M. Either way it's still nasty and I don't get how anyone would be turned on by it. I get the whole anal thing, but really, A2M goes way too far. If a girl does that for you, run away fast, cuz there's no telling what else a girl like that has done. Its a good way to catch somethin unfriendly if you know what i mean haha
Umm...whoever said ATM was acceptable
ATM is not perfectly acceptable. Honestly, the shit gets IN YOUR MOUTH. I think it's worse than not washing hands post bathroom.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
Ass to mouth is never ok.
you treat the girls that will do ATM like a piece of toilet paper -- use it and throw it away
You should wash your hands after fondling your mud cutter
Who really does that??? And dudes that want a chick that does... Go find a boyfriend!!! Gross
Where the hell is my sammich, woman?!
who the hell told this person that ATM is perfectly acceptable. never go ass to mouth. never.
It's funny how 50% of that website is talking about one night stands, blowjobs, gag reflex, and now we talk about a different way of exploring sexuality and everyone is grossed out.
I agree with 6:09, open your mind, it's just sex.
is there consensus on whether atm means pull out then suck it vs rim job?
You must be a retard
That goes right up there with, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Not sure ATM is considerd "acceptable"
3:24am --You win for the American Psycho reference.
So there I was, sitting on the shitter, eating a bagel, when all of the sudden, someone broke my window!
6:02 ATM is ass to mouth
Ass to Mouth is not even socially acceptable.
I don't know who misinformed you, but ATM is not acceptable at all.
Just to clarify, kids. Ass to mouth is when a boy and a girl like each other, or are really drunk, and the boy puts his hoo-hah into the girls bum-bum. After that goes on for a little, the boy then puts his hoo-hah into the girls mouth and she proceeds to do things that would give you guys bad dreams.
Which "ATM"? And would you want someone shit hands on your food?
how about you just cut to the chase and shit in the girls mouth? thats sexy right? or she could vomit in your mouth after you shit in hers so you both get to eat shit and then die of the fucking ebola virus or something equally crazy! OHHHHH thats so sexy!
Ass to mouth is acceptable at times in the heat of the moment. The story just never leaves the room.
6:09: the voice of reason!! Thank you for that. Was feeling like a nasty women!
842 I think I know you are you 951
that is .. repulsive ; ( wtf why wud u even want that? HELLOO .. DISEASES?
R kelly should pee on me
Eww. ATM is not perfectly acceptable
ATM is vile and people who do that really gross me out..do people not care about diseases?
Because sometimes you'd like to withdraw money without talking to a teller, especially if the teller has shit-covered hands from not washing.
What else besides automated teller machine and ass to mouth does ATM stand for?
What's the matter with A2M? With proper hygiene and a normally functioning digestive tract there shouldn't be any residue or weird taste...
everyone knows girls dont poop, so A2M is golden in my book. especially after a few (dozen) drinks.
8:42 go kill yourself.
Well obviously the pun was intended, otherwise you wouldn't have said it wasn't intended.
A2M usually happens in the heat of the moment.
But it can work in any situation where there is not a layer of poo on the dick.
A2M gives pleasure to either participant or onlookers, however there is no pleasure from not washing your hands...
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH
7:11 i think hes the 1 gettin lickedd
So, this one time, I tried ass to mouth, and it was more like ass to toothpaste, because it's fucking disgusting. I needed a new toothbrush after that.
What's wrong with savoring the flavor of a shit-coated dick?
I wanna suck shit particles off his dick, they taste so fuckin good
Ass to mouth is cool!!!!!' lulz
I mean, who wouldn't love the taste of farts in their mouth?! Nothing else gets ME in the mood faster!!
Wait wait wait. I was always undertge impression that the boy licked the girls booty hole. Was I wrong? Does the girl lick the boys?
Since when was atm acceptable, what the hell?
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass one night when we were drunk the next morning she woke me up to a morning bj when I reminded her about the night before she almost threw up.
9:45-- you know that thing mommy and daddy go to too get money. No, not the cathouse, but the bank. That thing outside is an ATM. ATM also means "at the moment" or some variation. Or even "ass-to-mouth".
Since when is ATM "perfectly acceptable"? Just because it's in porn doesn't make it so.
9:10 Purell doesn't work for soiled hands only soap does
Both may be perfectly acceptable to varying individuals but both are definitely socially reprehensible
He is a switch, he fingers assholes with his right
11:50-- that's why you don't remind her where it's been...
I love a womens ass. I would gladly kiss her after I pumped her ass and she sucked my cock. A womens ass is a glorious place.
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!
Omg r Kelly won't stop peeing on me
doing ATM with a girl is pretty cool. It's disgusting but then not all girls will do it. You gotta find the low self esteem girls. They will do ATM. A girl that does ATM isn't one you want for anything more than a last chance booty call.
10:23 that is clearly a right hand
Yeah, it's 6:02. Thanks guys. ATM is confusing. Means many things. A2M is alot easier to get.
I don't really find ATM acceptable, I think that shit's kinda fucked up (pun not intended).
ATM is fine and totally acceptable if porn, raves, nooners, and my girlfriend have taught me anything. ATM during a threeway is spectacular, nothing like seeing one girl using her mouth and seeing your hammer disappear into another girls ass. And the reverse!
I love doing ATM on my boyfriend, especially right after he takes a gnarly dump. Toilet ass to mouth.
A2M is easier to understand. I need to find a girl that does that. Jeez.
ATM is NOT perfectly acceptable!!!!!!
Ow I got sperm in my eye
ill eat her chocolate starfish if she showers first
Keeping it real classy in Palm Beach County.
It's more fun? Just speculating.
sometimes, in the heat of the moment, its acceptable to go ass to mouth
I'd say they're equally bad, but ATM is worse because at least with hands, there's Purel... Either way, you risk some horrible disease with fecal matter. Who the fuck wants that??
I don't think the phrase "kiss my ass" should ever be taken literally.
1) ass to mouth is not socially acceptable. 2) who says poo? Are you 5? 3) Put the two together, ass to mouth and this 5 year old, and you go to prison. Sicko fuck.
ATM is way worse than not washing after taking a dump. At least when you take a dump and wipe, theres toilet paper between your hands and the shit. Unless youre a dumbass, you wont get shit on your hands. ATM guarantees youll get shit in your mouth... sick.
I need to look up this area code to see where it is acceptable.... Also in the movies they prepare with enemas and lots of cleaning
10:05. Why don't u just say dick and asshole? You dick and asshole!
I didn't know R Kelly was left handed...
8==(,,,,)===D - ~ - ~ this is r Kelly peeing on you
As soon as they start putting sinks with housekeeping at ATMs I will start washing my hands after using one
157 - Original poster
Because the world is actually run by menopausal hags who find great pleasure in degrading the lifestyles of others. Which is why we should have just let McCain/Palin win anyway. We'd have created a shortcut.
its one of the great mysteries of life OP
945, read the fucking thread
I have a feeling the op is a guy, talking about sticking his tongue up another guy's ass. F$
Yeah who told you it was perfectly acceptable
A2m rocks! Do it!
ATM is not acceptable....then again, I am not a dirty disgusting nasty whore, so what do I know?
Who the fuck cares about being first or second? Focus on the best thing at hand, chicks who do ATM make the world a better place.
Poohands IS perfectly acceptable!
It's not acceptable! Never was, never will be. Stop watching bad porn!