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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:15pm

    Hint: ATM is NOT acceptable.

  • 69 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:36pm

    To quote Clerks 2 "you never go ass to mouth" -Alec

  • 70 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:04pm

    ATMs are filthy! Everyone touching those buttons?! GROSS!!

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm

    ATM is not perfectly acceptable. Honestly, the shit gets IN YOUR MOUTH. I think it's worse than not washing hands post bathroom.

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm

    atm is never acceptable. ever heard of the fucking norovirus?

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:37pm

    ATM is not acceptable, not washing your hands after you poop doesn't mean that your hands are dirty but ATM guarantees your mouth will be dirty

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:38pm

    neither is perfectly acceptable. they both transmit viruses and illnesses.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:07pm

    Oh. Also. Its probably because your hands touch a lot of other stuff. And you're not going to go around kissing everything? If its ass to mouth, you're keeping that shit (haha) to yourself, not spreading it around.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:46pm

    Umm...whoever said ATM was acceptable

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:33pm

    Ass to mouth is never ok.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:55pm

    ATM is vile and people who do that really gross me out..do people not care about diseases?

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:23am

    I don't know who misinformed you, but ATM is not acceptable at all.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:05pm

    Just to clarify, kids. Ass to mouth is when a boy and a girl like each other, or are really drunk, and the boy puts his hoo-hah into the girls bum-bum. After that goes on for a little, the boy then puts his hoo-hah into the girls mouth and she proceeds to do things that would give you guys bad dreams.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:45am

    who the hell told this person that ATM is perfectly acceptable. never go ass to mouth. never.

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:45am

    Ass to mouth is cool!!!!!' lulz

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:40pm

    You must be a retard

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:20pm

    Who really does that??? And dudes that want a chick that does... Go find a boyfriend!!! Gross

    • 21 29
      Submitted by Xatu on Apr 25, 11 at 6:32pm

      Where the hell is my sammich, woman?!

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:24am

    Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    doing ATM with a girl is pretty cool. It's disgusting but then not all girls will do it. You gotta find the low self esteem girls. They will do ATM. A girl that does ATM isn't one you want for anything more than a last chance booty call.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:36pm

    Because sometimes you'd like to withdraw money without talking to a teller, especially if the teller has shit-covered hands from not washing.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:10pm

    That is disgusting. Neither is perfectly acceptable. You should go kill yourself now, before you spread more diseases. Do you kiss your boyfriend after you stick your tongue up his ass?

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:02pm

    Which "ATM"? And would you want someone shit hands on your food?

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:28pm

    Since when is ATM "perfectly acceptable"? Just because it's in porn doesn't make it so.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    It's funny how 50% of that website is talking about one night stands, blowjobs, gag reflex, and now we talk about a different way of exploring sexuality and everyone is grossed out. I agree with 6:09, open your mind, it's just sex.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:22pm

    Eww. ATM is not perfectly acceptable

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:06am

    is there consensus on whether atm means pull out then suck it vs rim job?

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:25pm

    ATM is way worse than not washing after taking a dump. At least when you take a dump and wipe, theres toilet paper between your hands and the shit. Unless youre a dumbass, you wont get shit on your hands. ATM guarantees youll get shit in your mouth... sick.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:44pm

    7:17 - what's a foggot?

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:00am

    Since when was atm acceptable, what the hell?

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:10pm

    842 I think I know you are you 951

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:03pm

    6:02 ATM is ass to mouth

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:30am

    YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:45pm

    WTF does ATM mean? Someone help me out here.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:54pm

    you treat the girls that will do ATM like a piece of toilet paper -- use it and throw it away

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:28am

    Both may be perfectly acceptable to varying individuals but both are definitely socially reprehensible

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:57am

    I don't really find ATM acceptable, I think that shit's kinda fucked up (pun not intended).

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:58pm

    7:11 i think hes the 1 gettin lickedd

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:28pm

    Ass to Mouth is not even socially acceptable. Sick.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:13pm

    That goes right up there with, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:54pm

    So there I was, sitting on the shitter, eating a bagel, when all of the sudden, someone broke my window!

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:45am

    Ass to mouth is acceptable at times in the heat of the moment. The story just never leaves the room.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:14pm

    R kelly should pee on me

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:56am

    I love a womens ass. I would gladly kiss her after I pumped her ass and she sucked my cock. A womens ass is a glorious place.

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:01am

    ATM is NOT perfectly acceptable!!!!!!

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:44am

    how about you just cut to the chase and shit in the girls mouth? thats sexy right? or she could vomit in your mouth after you shit in hers so you both get to eat shit and then die of the fucking ebola virus or something equally crazy! OHHHHH thats so sexy!

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:27pm

    Ow I got sperm in my eye

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:06pm

    Wait wait wait. I was always undertge impression that the boy licked the girls booty hole. Was I wrong? Does the girl lick the boys?

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:50pm

    I fucked my girlfriend in the ass one night when we were drunk the next morning she woke me up to a morning bj when I reminded her about the night before she almost threw up.

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:18am

    Not sure ATM is considerd "acceptable"

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:11pm

    everyone knows girls dont poop, so A2M is golden in my book. especially after a few (dozen) drinks.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:37pm

    that is .. repulsive ; ( wtf why wud u even want that? HELLOO .. DISEASES?

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:20am

    What's wrong with savoring the flavor of a shit-coated dick?

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:51pm

    A2M gives pleasure to either participant or onlookers, however there is no pleasure from not washing your hands...

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:08pm

    Porno girls bowel cleanse before A2M. Either way it's still nasty and I don't get how anyone would be turned on by it. I get the whole anal thing, but really, A2M goes way too far. If a girl does that for you, run away fast, cuz there's no telling what else a girl like that has done. Its a good way to catch somethin unfriendly if you know what i mean haha

  • 24 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:26pm

    I mean, who wouldn't love the taste of farts in their mouth?! Nothing else gets ME in the mood faster!!

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm

    I need to look up this area code to see where it is acceptable.... Also in the movies they prepare with enemas and lots of cleaning

  • 23 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:27pm

    1) ass to mouth is not socially acceptable. 2) who says poo? Are you 5? 3) Put the two together, ass to mouth and this 5 year old, and you go to prison. Sicko fuck.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:32pm

    He is a switch, he fingers assholes with his right

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:53pm

    945, read the fucking thread

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:23pm

    9:10 Purell doesn't work for soiled hands only soap does

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:05pm

    its one of the great mysteries of life OP

  • 22 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:30pm

    Yeah who told you it was perfectly acceptable

  • 25 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:11pm

    9:45-- you know that thing mommy and daddy go to too get money. No, not the cathouse, but the bank. That thing outside is an ATM. ATM also means "at the moment" or some variation. Or even "ass-to-mouth".

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:13am

    6:09: the voice of reason!! Thank you for that. Was feeling like a nasty women!

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:54am

    What's the matter with A2M? With proper hygiene and a normally functioning digestive tract there shouldn't be any residue or weird taste...

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:48pm

    Yeah, it's 6:02. Thanks guys. ATM is confusing. Means many things. A2M is alot easier to get.

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:02pm

    You should wash your hands after fondling your mud cutter

  • 23 43
    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 20, 10 at 4:35pm

    As soon as they start putting sinks with housekeeping at ATMs I will start washing my hands after using one

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:21am

    157 - Original poster

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:48pm

    I love doing ATM on my boyfriend, especially right after he takes a gnarly dump. Toilet ass to mouth.

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:04pm

    Who the fuck cares about being first or second? Focus on the best thing at hand, chicks who do ATM make the world a better place.

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:06pm

    What else besides automated teller machine and ass to mouth does ATM stand for?

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:30pm

    It's more fun? Just speculating.

  • 12 24
    Submitted by GMchillen on Jan 9, 12 at 12:48am

    ill eat her chocolate starfish if she showers first

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:00am

    Keeping it real classy in Palm Beach County.

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:24am

    11:50-- that's why you don't remind her where it's been...

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:10am

    YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH

  • 24 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:10pm

    I'd say they're equally bad, but ATM is worse because at least with hands, there's Purel... Either way, you risk some horrible disease with fecal matter. Who the fuck wants that?? I don't think the phrase "kiss my ass" should ever be taken literally.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:48pm

    8:42 go kill yourself.

  • 22 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:23pm

    I didn't know R Kelly was left handed...

  • 25 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:05am

    10:23 that is clearly a right hand

  • 23 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:19pm

    8==(,,,,)===D - ~ - ~ this is r Kelly peeing on you

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:36pm

    So, this one time, I tried ass to mouth, and it was more like ass to toothpaste, because it's fucking disgusting. I needed a new toothbrush after that. -White Guy

  • 20 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:19am

    A2M usually happens in the heat of the moment. But it can work in any situation where there is not a layer of poo on the dick.

  • 32 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:01pm

    ATM is fine and totally acceptable if porn, raves, nooners, and my girlfriend have taught me anything. ATM during a threeway is spectacular, nothing like seeing one girl using her mouth and seeing your hammer disappear into another girls ass. And the reverse!

  • 15 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:32pm

    3:24am --You win for the American Psycho reference.

  • 21 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:03am

    sometimes, in the heat of the moment, its acceptable to go ass to mouth

  • 25 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:21am

    Well obviously the pun was intended, otherwise you wouldn't have said it wasn't intended.

  • 15 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:43pm

    It's not acceptable! Never was, never will be. Stop watching bad porn!

  • 23 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:20pm

    ATM is not acceptable....then again, I am not a dirty disgusting nasty whore, so what do I know?

  • 22 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:11pm

    I have a feeling the op is a guy, talking about sticking his tongue up another guy's ass. F$

  • 18 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:17pm

    Omg r Kelly won't stop peeing on me

  • 18 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:00am

    I wanna suck shit particles off his dick, they taste so fuckin good

  • 34 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:03pm

    A2M is easier to understand. I need to find a girl that does that. Jeez.

  • 19 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:13pm

    10:05. Why don't u just say dick and asshole? You dick and asshole!

  • 17 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:24pm

    Poohands IS perfectly acceptable!

  • 28 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:45pm

    A2m rocks! Do it!

  • 28 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:19pm

    Because the world is actually run by menopausal hags who find great pleasure in degrading the lifestyles of others. Which is why we should have just let McCain/Palin win anyway. We'd have created a shortcut.