I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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