D3 body, D1 cock
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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