no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it's like heaven, but drunker
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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