She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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