you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I AM VODKA MAN
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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