If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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