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  • PBR is beer? OK, I get it.....this text sucks Donkey Dick....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 22, 10 at 3:13pm
  • hipster alert hipster alert hipster alert.

    Submitted by bleeeeeeeh4 on Jan 22, 10 at 3:20pm
    • Wrong! The area code is 541, that would be rural Eastern-Oregon country, more like redneck alert!

      Submitted by Christabel on Jan 22, 10 at 11:13pm
      • It's not just rural eastern oregon.....it is MOST of oregon...just not the Portland/Salem metro area

        Submitted by jstdumbarses on Jan 23, 10 at 1:20am
        • Umm... I hate to burst your bubble, but that would be rural. Oregon's population is 3.5 million slightly less than 3 million people live in the Portland/Salem metro area. \n\nIt would more likely be a redneck than a hipster.

          Submitted by Christabel on Jan 30, 10 at 2:22am
          • Unless your from the area you probably shouldn't comment.Rural implies large expanses of uninhabited land. Our numbers may be low but that does not make us "rural." The mountains and westward in Oregon is definitely not "rural" and not filled with rednecks as you have asininely assumed. The majority of rednecks live in Eastern Oregon where the land is more "rural,"...for cattle. Get it?

            Submitted by britt6 on Jul 16, 10 at 5:19pm
      • Roseburg/Myrtle Creek. Super cheap. Super trashy. Super nasty. Super redneck.

        Submitted by chels309 on Aug 26, 11 at 5:29am
  • Umm okay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Sounds like Ashland.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Yuengling is 10.99 a case too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:19pm
  • I'm in love!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:42am
  • You must be still living with your parents and wearing footie pajamas if you don't know what PBR is. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:21pm
  • I'm far from a Hipster and PBR is the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:54pm
  • PBR = Pabst Blue Ribbon, one of the finer $10.99 for a case beer you can buy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Most likely Albany. It's got the closest Albertson's to Sweet Home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:38pm
  • hahah hipterrrrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Sounds hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:58pm
  • What is PBR?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 22, 10 at 3:04pm
  • If she was paying with an Oregon Trail card we would know it was Salem, but it's gotta be somwhere close.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:44pm
  • just another day in oregon...

    Submitted by superspork on Jan 23, 10 at 7:22am
  • PBR rocks... It's cheep and good. Like sex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:24pm
  • what's pbr??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:48pm
  • Eugene, oh how I miss you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:12am
  • Mmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08pm
  • eugene, has to be the eug

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:22pm
  • What the hell is PBR?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:11pm
  • Fucking HIpsters. I hope she suffocates in her skinny jeans.

    Submitted by Lazy_The_Kid on Jan 22, 10 at 3:39pm
  • Pbr is the best!! Spadex, not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:47pm
  • I don't know where 514 is but in the 215, PBR is the beer of rednecks, not hipsters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:00pm
    • then why is there a city wide special in philly for a shot of whiskey and a pbr pounder at all the hipster joints?

      Submitted by ________________ on Jan 23, 10 at 5:52pm
      • omg! that sounds like my dream land!

        Submitted by meliasaurus on Jan 23, 10 at 6:25pm
        • i forgot to mention its 5 bucks and the type of whiskey changes depending on the bar. just ask for the citywide

          Submitted by ________________ on Jan 23, 10 at 7:53pm
  • SETH?!

    Submitted by RiotGirl54197401 on Feb 15, 10 at 2:01am
  • This HAS to be my future wife. I will find her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:36pm
  • What's pbr?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08pm
  • That's the pinacle of class

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:00pm
  • PBR is cheap beer. This text sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:10pm
  • EVERYBODY FROM OREGON IS A GDI. AND THEYRE GONNA GET KILLED MONDAY. WAR EAGLE

    Submitted by fratstar7 on Jan 8, 11 at 3:11am
  • Pbr is too sweet for my taste! Btw.. What's a hipster??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:15pm
  • PBR reminds me of my grandpa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Firsttt!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08pm
  • First. This text is terrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08pm
  • From the 717. And pbr is shit. Not "the shit". Just shit. Pbr=redneck beer. Uhhgggg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:14am
  • Mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:11pm
  • people are stupid. I'm from 541 and I can say this chick is deff. not a hipster

    Submitted by uhlizubeth on Mar 28, 10 at 9:33pm
    • I'm from 541 as well and no she does not sound like a hipster.Sounds more like something that belongs on people of walmart.

      Submitted by britt6 on Jul 16, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Nothing new for Oregon!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:43pm