Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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The funniest shit is from the 612. Where is that??
Minneapolis. Aka the best place on earth. Lol I'm being a little dramatic. I just have a lot of love for this city.
Minneapolis is the best city.
And then you were fired for being too stupid to know the difference between to and too.
You should be fired because his reason was "to close" as in lock up shop. Not "too close" as in almost.