She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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