So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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