we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i think we sleep fucked last night...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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