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  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:19, you're smart, but your counting abilities leave something to be desired. If you promise not to mind that I let dishes accumulate for three days before washing them, I promise never to mention the counting thing. Deal?

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:05pm

    hahaha and this is why im making sure to be a simple history teacher...i just dont have the patience for being a nuclear physicist

  • 40 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:35pm

    3:17-- talk dirty to me some more, baby.

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:30pm

    Chuck Norris shits Plasma!!!!

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:59pm

    1:59, are you fucking retarded?

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:45am

    3 24- Yes, and obviously people like you should be reading this site and not working.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    3:23 - Whoa, whoa, whoa........ A nerdy fifteen year old girl? Oh jeez, I think I just creamed. Young nerdy girls are my weakness. Ever thought of being with another girl?

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:08am

    well actually you can shit plasma, plasma is part of what makes up blood but i guess you could count that as one

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:22pm

    2:25 your brain pan makes my dick hard

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:41pm

    there are only three types, so you must have hit all of them

    • 17 21
      Submitted by snowman87 on Mar 31, 12 at 11:53am

      solid, liquid, gas and plasma. you're wrong.

      • 18 32
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 10, 12 at 2:49pm

        There's also a fifth one: condensate, kind of like the opposite of plasma.

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    It scares me that people like 3:17 are reading this site when they should be working.

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:11pm

    im pretty sure ive shat plasma before

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:13pm

    5:19 you're just trying to one-up 3:17. I can see through your tricks!

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:30pm

    good fucking job 1:59, fire is definatly a type of matter u fucking asshole

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:04am

    12:08 please look up the kind of plasma that pertains to matter that was discovered in 1879 by Sir William Crookes. The plasma in your body is considered a Liquid. If your blood were made up of Plasma as it pertains to matter, its highly doubtful you would be around

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:00pm

    Whats a MATTER??? LMAO (just kidding)

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    Tequila will make u shit the fourth type

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:29pm

    1:59 failed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:22pm

    Good fucking job 2:30, wtf does it matter if fire is matter or not? It's an element. The matters are gas, liquid, solid, and plasma.

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:19pm

    there are 5 types of matter 1. solid 1. liquid 3. gas 5. plasma 5. bose-einstein condensate

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:42pm

    lmfao i'd like to see someone shit plasma. i think it'd be a riveting sight, honestly

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:53pm

    HAHAHAHAHA. 1:59 and 2:14 are why God will kill us all. Christ people, stay in school.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Me777 on May 30, 10 at 9:57pm

    5:19 Bose-Einstein condensate is a liquid you fucking retard!

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:16pm

    3:17- you are so hot right now. I'd lay money on your apartment smelling of mahogany and leather bound books. 5:04- the fourth "humour" was phlegm, though you are right about the time period... if by 19th century you mean "during the time of Hippocrates."

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:56pm

    3:17, will you marry me?

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:59pm

    I assume you logged earth, air & water. If you shat fire, you probably wouldn't be texting about it, right?

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:25pm

    and yes 10:36 i already stated that... except with 2 5s and no 4 xD

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:22pm

    1:59 is stupid hahah

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:22pm

    3:41, read the above or go back to high school

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:14pm

    Shit, blood, semen, vomit?

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:01am

    5:04 and 5:16, you're both close, but the four humours were blood, phlegm, black bile and yellow bile. They corresponded to the elements - air, water, earth and fire respectively.

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:20pm

    plasma is the fourth. Its in stars and neon signs.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:53pm

    There are 8 types of matter... Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma (we all knew these) then Bose–Einstein condensate, Fermionic condensate, Core of a neutron star and Quark-gluon plasma. Wikipedia is awesome!

  • 21 22
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 10, 12 at 2:46pm

    One of them was condensate. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:42pm

    how'd you miss psychic 4:02, everyone knows they're the fucking best hahaha well played sir.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:14pm

    .............. There is no spoon.

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:22pm

    Girls, you can have 3:17, as long as I can have 5:19 all to myself.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:25pm

    Well, if you could shit plasma, that would pretty much defy the laws of science; as far as scientists know, there is no way to create plasma on earth.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:26pm

    I've never had the urge to masturbate and vomit at the same time before, but reading this conversation has brought me to that level of indecision.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:17pm

    2:25, as an experimental plasma physicist, if that were true I would be out of a job. Also, aurora borealis and lightning are both examples of natural plasmas on earth.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:09am

    it makes me feel better about myself that a plasma physicist frequents this site.

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:00pm

    As a nuclear engineer, it scares me that people like 3:24 think I'm reading this while I'm working. But then again, it is the first thing I do when I get home.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by tittiebanana on Jul 3, 11 at 3:29pm

    2:14 is retarded

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:02pm

    Earth, fire, wind, water and heart.... And if you shot hear it's bad because you would die (or at least need to go to the ER) but also good because Captain Planet would emerge from the toilet and take you there.

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:23pm

    haha, very good point 5:12, i am 5:19 and i'm a15 year old girl. so aparently i upped a scientist. physical science nerds FTW.

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:53pm

    so i tried looking up all that physics shit...what the fuck? quarks? baryons? nucleons? first i just wanted to read up on all those 8 forms of matter but i had to keep looking at all these different words and it got way to confusing.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:04pm

    hmm i thought he was referring to the 19th centruy belief that the body consisted of four types of liquids...bile, blood, water, and something else.

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    Damn. 5:19, I was going to say that. Good call.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:18pm

    3:17.... you turn me on.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:02pm

    liquid, solid, gas, ......?

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:53pm

    elements are not matter, 1:59. are you nine fucking years old?

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:12pm

    who says that 3:17 and 5:19 are guys?

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:01pm

    theres 5 states of matter. plasma, gas, liquid, solid, and 5ths (thought of by Einstein, proven later)

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:55pm

    let's hope that 4th one was plasma.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:58am

    2:25PM you do realize plasma has many forms, such as blood, and glass ?

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:12pm

    This got weird. Since when was this a dating site? Text me! 212.555.0123

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:36pm

    actually there are 5 states of matter 1- Solid 2- Liquid 3- Gas 4- Plasma 5- Bose-einstein condensate

  • 27 51
    Submitted by [][][] on May 8, 10 at 9:44am

    lmfao at 5:19 attempt to be smart. "1,2,3,5,5" lol

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:03pm

    Shit heart that should be....damn

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:30am

    actually it is a good metaphor - the elements for the forms of matter (maybe ancient philosophers weren't that stupid, eh..) water-liquid earth-solid air-gas flame-plasma

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:02am

    fire, water, electric, grass and flying, right? Probably missed ghost. oh shit sorry 1:59 made me think we were listing pokemon types

  • 27 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:04pm

    3:24 - the world needs more mad scientists. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa