i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You must be Logged in to post a comment
well actually you can shit plasma, plasma is part of what makes up blood
but i guess you could count that as one
im pretty sure ive shat plasma before
hahaha and this is why im making sure to be a simple history teacher...i just dont have the patience for being a nuclear physicist
I've never had the urge to masturbate and vomit at the same time before, but reading this conversation has brought me to that level of indecision.
there are 5 types of matter
5. bose-einstein condensate
there are only three types, so you must have hit all of them
solid, liquid, gas and plasma. you're wrong.
There's also a fifth one: condensate, kind of like the opposite of plasma.
1:59, are you fucking retarded?
It scares me that people like 3:17 are reading this site when they should be working.
Chuck Norris shits Plasma!!!!
good fucking job 1:59, fire is definatly a type of matter u fucking asshole
how'd you miss psychic 4:02, everyone knows they're the fucking best hahaha well played sir.
3:17- you are so hot right now. I'd lay money on your apartment smelling of mahogany and leather bound books.
5:04- the fourth "humour" was phlegm, though you are right about the time period... if by 19th century you mean "during the time of Hippocrates."
5:19 you're just trying to one-up 3:17. I can see through your tricks!
5:19, you're smart, but your counting abilities leave something to be desired. If you promise not to mind that I let dishes accumulate for three days before washing them, I promise never to mention the counting thing.
2:25 your brain pan makes my dick hard
talk dirty to me some more, baby.
Whats a MATTER??? LMAO (just kidding)
.............. There is no spoon.
12:08 please look up the kind of plasma that pertains to matter that was discovered in 1879 by Sir William Crookes. The plasma in your body is considered a Liquid. If your blood were made up of Plasma as it pertains to matter, its highly doubtful you would be around
lmfao i'd like to see someone shit plasma.
i think it'd be a riveting sight, honestly
1:59 is stupid hahah
1:59 failed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard
3:41, read the above
or go back to high school
2:25, as an experimental plasma physicist, if that were true I would be out of a job. Also, aurora borealis and lightning are both examples of natural plasmas on earth.
3 24- Yes, and obviously people like you should be reading this site and not working.
and yes 10:36 i already stated that... except with 2 5s and no 4 xD
Good fucking job 2:30, wtf does it matter if fire is matter or not? It's an element.
The matters are gas, liquid, solid, and plasma.
3:24 - the world needs more mad scientists. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa
Shit, blood, semen, vomit?
5:19 Bose-Einstein condensate is a liquid you fucking retard!
3:23 - Whoa, whoa, whoa........ A nerdy fifteen year old girl? Oh jeez, I think I just creamed.
Young nerdy girls are my weakness.
Ever thought of being with another girl?
who says that 3:17 and 5:19 are guys?
Girls, you can have 3:17, as long as I can have 5:19 all to myself.
Well, if you could shit plasma, that would pretty much defy the laws of science; as far as scientists know, there is no way to create plasma on earth.
I assume you logged earth, air & water. If you shat fire, you probably wouldn't be texting about it, right?
fire, water, electric, grass and flying, right? Probably missed ghost.
oh shit sorry 1:59 made me think we were listing pokemon types
As a nuclear engineer, it scares me that people like 3:24 think I'm reading this while I'm working. But then again, it is the first thing I do when I get home.
HAHAHAHAHA. 1:59 and 2:14 are why God will kill us all. Christ people, stay in school.
lmfao at 5:19 attempt to be smart. "1,2,3,5,5" lol
There are 8 types of matter... Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma (we all knew these) then Bose–Einstein condensate, Fermionic condensate, Core of a neutron star and Quark-gluon plasma. Wikipedia is awesome!
hmm i thought he was referring to the 19th centruy belief that the body consisted of four types of liquids...bile, blood, water, and something else.
plasma is the fourth. Its in stars and neon signs.
haha, very good point 5:12, i am 5:19 and i'm a15 year old girl. so aparently i upped a scientist. physical science nerds FTW.
it makes me feel better about myself that a plasma physicist frequents this site.
5:04 and 5:16, you're both close, but the four humours were blood, phlegm, black bile and yellow bile. They corresponded to the elements - air, water, earth and fire respectively.
3:17, will you marry me?
3:17.... you turn me on.
Damn. 5:19, I was going to say that. Good call.
elements are not matter, 1:59. are you nine fucking years old?
liquid, solid, gas, ......?
Tequila will make u shit the fourth type
actually there are 5 states of matter
5- Bose-einstein condensate
let's hope that 4th one was plasma.
theres 5 states of matter. plasma, gas, liquid, solid, and 5ths (thought of by Einstein, proven later)
so i tried looking up all that physics shit...what the fuck? quarks? baryons? nucleons? first i just wanted to read up on all those 8 forms of matter but i had to keep looking at all these different words and it got way to confusing.
2:25PM you do realize plasma has many forms, such as blood, and glass ?
One of them was condensate. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.
2:14 is retarded
actually it is a good metaphor - the elements for the forms of matter (maybe ancient philosophers weren't that stupid, eh..)
Earth, fire, wind, water and heart.... And if you shot hear it's bad because you would die (or at least need to go to the ER) but also good because Captain Planet would emerge from the toilet and take you there.
This got weird. Since when was this a dating site? Text me! 212.555.0123
Shit heart that should be....damn