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  • im pretty sure ive shat plasma before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:11pm
  • well actually you can shit plasma, plasma is part of what makes up blood but i guess you could count that as one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:08am
  • hahaha and this is why im making sure to be a simple history teacher...i just dont have the patience for being a nuclear physicist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:05pm
  • good fucking job 1:59, fire is definatly a type of matter u fucking asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 3:17-- talk dirty to me some more, baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:35pm
  • 1:59, are you fucking retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:59pm
  • I've never had the urge to masturbate and vomit at the same time before, but reading this conversation has brought me to that level of indecision.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Chuck Norris shits Plasma!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:30pm
  • how'd you miss psychic 4:02, everyone knows they're the fucking best hahaha well played sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 5:19, you're smart, but your counting abilities leave something to be desired. If you promise not to mind that I let dishes accumulate for three days before washing them, I promise never to mention the counting thing. Deal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:54pm
  • there are only three types, so you must have hit all of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:41pm
  • 5:19 you're just trying to one-up 3:17. I can see through your tricks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:13pm
  • 2:25 your brain pan makes my dick hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:22pm
  • there are 5 types of matter 1. solid 1. liquid 3. gas 5. plasma 5. bose-einstein condensate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:19pm
  • It scares me that people like 3:17 are reading this site when they should be working.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:24pm
  • 3 24- Yes, and obviously people like you should be reading this site and not working.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:45am
  • Whats a MATTER??? LMAO (just kidding)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 12:08 please look up the kind of plasma that pertains to matter that was discovered in 1879 by Sir William Crookes. The plasma in your body is considered a Liquid. If your blood were made up of Plasma as it pertains to matter, its highly doubtful you would be around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:04am
  • 3:17- you are so hot right now. I'd lay money on your apartment smelling of mahogany and leather bound books. 5:04- the fourth "humour" was phlegm, though you are right about the time period... if by 19th century you mean "during the time of Hippocrates."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • 1:59 failed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Good fucking job 2:30, wtf does it matter if fire is matter or not? It's an element. The matters are gas, liquid, solid, and plasma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:22pm
  • lmfao i'd like to see someone shit plasma. i think it'd be a riveting sight, honestly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:42pm
  • who says that 3:17 and 5:19 are guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:12pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA. 1:59 and 2:14 are why God will kill us all. Christ people, stay in school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Shit, blood, semen, vomit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:14pm
  • I assume you logged earth, air & water. If you shat fire, you probably wouldn't be texting about it, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:59pm
  • lmfao at 5:19 attempt to be smart. "1,2,3,5,5" lol

    Submitted by [][][] on May 8, 10 at 9:44am
  • Well, if you could shit plasma, that would pretty much defy the laws of science; as far as scientists know, there is no way to create plasma on earth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:25pm
  • 5:19 Bose-Einstein condensate is a liquid you fucking retard!

    Submitted by Me777 on May 30, 10 at 9:57pm
  • 3:23 - Whoa, whoa, whoa........ A nerdy fifteen year old girl? Oh jeez, I think I just creamed. Young nerdy girls are my weakness. Ever thought of being with another girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23pm
  • 5:04 and 5:16, you're both close, but the four humours were blood, phlegm, black bile and yellow bile. They corresponded to the elements - air, water, earth and fire respectively.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:01am
  • 3:41, read the above or go back to high school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:22pm
  • fire, water, electric, grass and flying, right? Probably missed ghost. oh shit sorry 1:59 made me think we were listing pokemon types

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:02am
  • and yes 10:36 i already stated that... except with 2 5s and no 4 xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Girls, you can have 3:17, as long as I can have 5:19 all to myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:22pm
  • As a nuclear engineer, it scares me that people like 3:24 think I'm reading this while I'm working. But then again, it is the first thing I do when I get home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:00pm
  • plasma is the fourth. Its in stars and neon signs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:20pm
  • 1:59 is stupid hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:22pm
  • haha, very good point 5:12, i am 5:19 and i'm a15 year old girl. so aparently i upped a scientist. physical science nerds FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:23pm
  • .............. There is no spoon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:14pm
  • There are 8 types of matter... Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma (we all knew these) then Bose–Einstein condensate, Fermionic condensate, Core of a neutron star and Quark-gluon plasma. Wikipedia is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:53pm
  • it makes me feel better about myself that a plasma physicist frequents this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:09am
  • hmm i thought he was referring to the 19th centruy belief that the body consisted of four types of liquids...bile, blood, water, and something else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:04pm
  • 3:17, will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 2:25, as an experimental plasma physicist, if that were true I would be out of a job. Also, aurora borealis and lightning are both examples of natural plasmas on earth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Tequila will make u shit the fourth type

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:18pm
  • 2:25PM you do realize plasma has many forms, such as blood, and glass ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:58am
  • Damn. 5:19, I was going to say that. Good call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • theres 5 states of matter. plasma, gas, liquid, solid, and 5ths (thought of by Einstein, proven later)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:01pm
  • 3:24 - the world needs more mad scientists. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:04pm
  • 3:17.... you turn me on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:18pm
  • let's hope that 4th one was plasma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:55pm
  • liquid, solid, gas, ......?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:02pm
  • elements are not matter, 1:59. are you nine fucking years old?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:53pm
  • One of them was condensate. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 10, 12 at 2:46pm
  • Earth, fire, wind, water and heart.... And if you shot hear it's bad because you would die (or at least need to go to the ER) but also good because Captain Planet would emerge from the toilet and take you there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:02pm
  • actually there are 5 states of matter 1- Solid 2- Liquid 3- Gas 4- Plasma 5- Bose-einstein condensate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:36pm
  • 2:14 is retarded

    Submitted by tittiebanana on Jul 3, 11 at 3:29pm
  • actually it is a good metaphor - the elements for the forms of matter (maybe ancient philosophers weren't that stupid, eh..) water-liquid earth-solid air-gas flame-plasma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:30am
  • so i tried looking up all that physics shit...what the fuck? quarks? baryons? nucleons? first i just wanted to read up on all those 8 forms of matter but i had to keep looking at all these different words and it got way to confusing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:53pm
  • This got weird. Since when was this a dating site? Text me! 212.555.0123

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Shit heart that should be....damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:03pm