i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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im pretty sure ive shat plasma before
well actually you can shit plasma, plasma is part of what makes up blood
but i guess you could count that as one
hahaha and this is why im making sure to be a simple history teacher...i just dont have the patience for being a nuclear physicist
good fucking job 1:59, fire is definatly a type of matter u fucking asshole
talk dirty to me some more, baby.
how'd you miss psychic 4:02, everyone knows they're the fucking best hahaha well played sir.
1:59, are you fucking retarded?
Chuck Norris shits Plasma!!!!
5:19, you're smart, but your counting abilities leave something to be desired. If you promise not to mind that I let dishes accumulate for three days before washing them, I promise never to mention the counting thing.
I've never had the urge to masturbate and vomit at the same time before, but reading this conversation has brought me to that level of indecision.
there are only three types, so you must have hit all of them
solid, liquid, gas and plasma. you're wrong.
There's also a fifth one: condensate, kind of like the opposite of plasma.
5:19 you're just trying to one-up 3:17. I can see through your tricks!
2:25 your brain pan makes my dick hard
It scares me that people like 3:17 are reading this site when they should be working.
3 24- Yes, and obviously people like you should be reading this site and not working.
12:08 please look up the kind of plasma that pertains to matter that was discovered in 1879 by Sir William Crookes. The plasma in your body is considered a Liquid. If your blood were made up of Plasma as it pertains to matter, its highly doubtful you would be around
lmfao i'd like to see someone shit plasma.
i think it'd be a riveting sight, honestly
lmfao at 5:19 attempt to be smart. "1,2,3,5,5" lol
who says that 3:17 and 5:19 are guys?
5:19 Bose-Einstein condensate is a liquid you fucking retard!
1:59 failed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard
3:17- you are so hot right now. I'd lay money on your apartment smelling of mahogany and leather bound books.
5:04- the fourth "humour" was phlegm, though you are right about the time period... if by 19th century you mean "during the time of Hippocrates."
HAHAHAHAHA. 1:59 and 2:14 are why God will kill us all. Christ people, stay in school.
I assume you logged earth, air & water. If you shat fire, you probably wouldn't be texting about it, right?
Good fucking job 2:30, wtf does it matter if fire is matter or not? It's an element.
The matters are gas, liquid, solid, and plasma.
there are 5 types of matter
5. bose-einstein condensate
3:23 - Whoa, whoa, whoa........ A nerdy fifteen year old girl? Oh jeez, I think I just creamed.
Young nerdy girls are my weakness.
Ever thought of being with another girl?
haha, very good point 5:12, i am 5:19 and i'm a15 year old girl. so aparently i upped a scientist. physical science nerds FTW.
Whats a MATTER??? LMAO (just kidding)
5:04 and 5:16, you're both close, but the four humours were blood, phlegm, black bile and yellow bile. They corresponded to the elements - air, water, earth and fire respectively.
and yes 10:36 i already stated that... except with 2 5s and no 4 xD
fire, water, electric, grass and flying, right? Probably missed ghost.
oh shit sorry 1:59 made me think we were listing pokemon types
1:59 is stupid hahah
3:41, read the above
or go back to high school
plasma is the fourth. Its in stars and neon signs.
.............. There is no spoon.
There are 8 types of matter... Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma (we all knew these) then Bose–Einstein condensate, Fermionic condensate, Core of a neutron star and Quark-gluon plasma. Wikipedia is awesome!
2:25, as an experimental plasma physicist, if that were true I would be out of a job. Also, aurora borealis and lightning are both examples of natural plasmas on earth.
Shit, blood, semen, vomit?
Tequila will make u shit the fourth type
Girls, you can have 3:17, as long as I can have 5:19 all to myself.
3:17, will you marry me?
Well, if you could shit plasma, that would pretty much defy the laws of science; as far as scientists know, there is no way to create plasma on earth.
it makes me feel better about myself that a plasma physicist frequents this site.
theres 5 states of matter. plasma, gas, liquid, solid, and 5ths (thought of by Einstein, proven later)
hmm i thought he was referring to the 19th centruy belief that the body consisted of four types of liquids...bile, blood, water, and something else.
As a nuclear engineer, it scares me that people like 3:24 think I'm reading this while I'm working. But then again, it is the first thing I do when I get home.
3:17.... you turn me on.
Damn. 5:19, I was going to say that. Good call.
elements are not matter, 1:59. are you nine fucking years old?
liquid, solid, gas, ......?
2:25PM you do realize plasma has many forms, such as blood, and glass ?
One of them was condensate. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.
2:14 is retarded
let's hope that 4th one was plasma.
Earth, fire, wind, water and heart.... And if you shot hear it's bad because you would die (or at least need to go to the ER) but also good because Captain Planet would emerge from the toilet and take you there.
actually there are 5 states of matter
5- Bose-einstein condensate
3:24 - the world needs more mad scientists. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaa
actually it is a good metaphor - the elements for the forms of matter (maybe ancient philosophers weren't that stupid, eh..)
so i tried looking up all that physics shit...what the fuck? quarks? baryons? nucleons? first i just wanted to read up on all those 8 forms of matter but i had to keep looking at all these different words and it got way to confusing.
This got weird. Since when was this a dating site? Text me! 212.555.0123
Shit heart that should be....damn