The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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Well at last
*ahem* Well at least- OOH SHIT LOOK OUT FOR THAT RUNAWAY THIRD STRING NOSE TACKLE!
Oh but the bowl is the best part and you pissed it away!
Gotta love E. Carson St., where else would midgets pouring shots and public urination be acceptable
Got to see the cops spotlight a guy on 18th, then say on loudspeaker: "You in the blue shirt. Yeah you. Stop urinating immediately!"
The midget died two months ago! RIP
SouthSide? Do me a favor, LEAVE THE MIRROR ON MY CAR. Thanks. :-)
Sounds like you'd be in NY. Normal occurrence.
Except NYC reeks like urine and Pitt is 10x cleaner and more soulful.