We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We're facebook friends in real life
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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