What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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