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  good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.

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• do you think this was sent before or after the flood in Tennessee?

  Submitted by idgaf on May 5, 10 at 4:45pm

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• OMG- these texts Suuuuuucckkk.......

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 3:45pm

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• My mom lets me cum first every time :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:07pm

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  • is it weird you put ur dick in, where you came out? Just wondering?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 4:19pm

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    • I don't think so. If I remember right, it's a cultural thing. Kind of like worshiping planets or liking KFC.

      Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 4:23pm

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• Good news, the person who sent this is officially the dumbest person in America. Also: Suck it, "Firsters."

  Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 3:34pm

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  • Sadly this message is from a Canadian to ME after he puked down my car in the beginning of February after a Gala! I can't believe I found this on here!!! Craig still owes me a damned car wash... Noodles are not what you want to find on the side of your car in the morning....

    Submitted by lmcl1982 on May 5, 10 at 10:09pm

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• It could have been free if you had access to a hose or a bucket

  Submitted by LynnZee on May 5, 10 at 3:47pm

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• Fuck all of yall

  Submitted by jsloane on May 6, 10 at 8:19pm

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• I've used this excuse...

  Submitted by Capt on May 5, 10 at 6:29pm

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