good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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do you think this was sent before or after the flood in Tennessee?
OMG- these texts Suuuuuucckkk.......
My mom lets me cum first every time :)
is it weird you put ur dick in, where you came out? Just wondering?
I don't think so. If I remember right, it's a cultural thing. Kind of like worshiping planets or liking KFC.
Good news, the person who sent this is officially the dumbest person in America. Also: Suck it, "Firsters."
Sadly this message is from a Canadian to ME after he puked down my car in the beginning of February after a Gala! I can't believe I found this on here!!! Craig still owes me a damned car wash... Noodles are not what you want to find on the side of your car in the morning....
It could have been free if you had access to a hose or a bucket
I've used this excuse...
Fuck all of yall