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  • do you think this was sent before or after the flood in Tennessee?

    Submitted by idgaf on May 5, 10 at 4:45pm
  • OMG- these texts Suuuuuucckkk.......

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 3:45pm
  • My mom lets me cum first every time :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:07pm
    • is it weird you put ur dick in, where you came out? Just wondering?

      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 4:19pm
      • I don't think so. If I remember right, it's a cultural thing. Kind of like worshiping planets or liking KFC.

        Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Good news, the person who sent this is officially the dumbest person in America. Also: Suck it, "Firsters."

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 3:34pm
    • Sadly this message is from a Canadian to ME after he puked down my car in the beginning of February after a Gala! I can't believe I found this on here!!! Craig still owes me a damned car wash... Noodles are not what you want to find on the side of your car in the morning....

      Submitted by lmcl1982 on May 5, 10 at 10:09pm
  • It could have been free if you had access to a hose or a bucket

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 5, 10 at 3:47pm
  • I've used this excuse...

    Submitted by Capt on May 5, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Fuck all of yall

    Submitted by jsloane on May 6, 10 at 8:19pm