You smell like stripper and shame
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LOOOOOOOSER.. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT?
Isn't it kinda repetitive, I mean, strippers already smell like shame.
6:03 No one cares about retards. They're not people.
And another Family Guy quote...
Been there, done that.
I had to ask the stripper that was taking care of me yesterday what she was wearing. Apparently shame = Calvin Klein's Obsession
6:03, go die. 5:55, it's me, 5:50; fuck me silly.
i tell people they look like shit thru texts even tho i cant see them...who cares
mmmm.... the smell of friday nights.\n\n\n\njk
I think that's the point dumbass
My cats breath smells like cat food.
WE NEED A NEW ONE!!!
has to be from will hancock
Obvious fake... why would you text someone who was close enough for you to smell? Lame...
5:40, you obviously have a fake sense of humor. This text is actually very funny.
I feel like 80% of the texts on this site are similar to this one. It's getting old.
Today, I thought it'd be real cute to post an FML on tfln. I was wrong. FML
that quote is from multiple tv shows and movies
Today, my mentally disabled son found out that Santa does not exist - deducing that I had effectively lied to him for over ten years. Now he has a lifelong trust issue with his own mother. FML
5:40 they could just be saying that to talk about what they had done the night before...you never know
This is from a Family Guy episode.
I feel like this text has been on this site numerous times, just reworded differently.
I dont care what anyone says i found this hillarious.
thats because I just hugged your dad
you just did it though