You smell like stripper and shame
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LOOOOOOOSER.. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT?
Isn't it kinda repetitive, I mean, strippers already smell like shame.
6:03 No one cares about retards. They're not people.
I had to ask the stripper that was taking care of me yesterday what she was wearing. Apparently shame = Calvin Klein's Obsession
And another Family Guy quote...
6:03, go die. 5:55, it's me, 5:50; fuck me silly.
i tell people they look like shit thru texts even tho i cant see them...who cares
WE NEED A NEW ONE!!!
Been there, done that.
I feel like 80% of the texts on this site are similar to this one. It's getting old.
Obvious fake... why would you text someone who was close enough for you to smell? Lame...
mmmm.... the smell of friday nights.\n\n\n\njk
that quote is from multiple tv shows and movies
Today, I thought it'd be real cute to post an FML on tfln. I was wrong. FML
has to be from will hancock
5:40, you obviously have a fake sense of humor. This text is actually very funny.
I think that's the point dumbass
5:40 they could just be saying that to talk about what they had done the night before...you never know
My cats breath smells like cat food.
Today, my mentally disabled son found out that Santa does not exist - deducing that I had effectively lied to him for over ten years. Now he has a lifelong trust issue with his own mother. FML
This is from a Family Guy episode.
I feel like this text has been on this site numerous times, just reworded differently.
thats because I just hugged your dad
I dont care what anyone says i found this hillarious.
you just did it though