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  • LOOOOOOOSER.. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Isn't it kinda repetitive, I mean, strippers already smell like shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:46pm
  • 6:03 No one cares about retards. They're not people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:06pm
  • And another Family Guy quote...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I had to ask the stripper that was taking care of me yesterday what she was wearing. Apparently shame = Calvin Klein's Obsession

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:50pm
  • i tell people they look like shit thru texts even tho i cant see them...who cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:17pm
  • 6:03, go die. 5:55, it's me, 5:50; fuck me silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:09pm
  • WE NEED A NEW ONE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Been there, done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:48pm
  • mmmm.... the smell of friday nights.\n\n\n\njk

    Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Obvious fake... why would you text someone who was close enough for you to smell? Lame...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I feel like 80% of the texts on this site are similar to this one. It's getting old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:24pm
  • that quote is from multiple tv shows and movies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Today, I thought it'd be real cute to post an FML on tfln. I was wrong. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:11pm
  • has to be from will hancock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:52pm
  • I think that's the point dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:13pm
  • My cats breath smells like cat food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:49pm
  • 5:40, you obviously have a fake sense of humor. This text is actually very funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Fuck 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12 12:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:00pm
  • 5:40 they could just be saying that to talk about what they had done the night before...you never know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Today, my mentally disabled son found out that Santa does not exist - deducing that I had effectively lied to him for over ten years. Now he has a lifelong trust issue with his own mother. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:03pm
  • This is from a Family Guy episode.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:51pm
  • I feel like this text has been on this site numerous times, just reworded differently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:16pm
  • thats because I just hugged your dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:39pm
  • I dont care what anyone says i found this hillarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:02am
  • you just did it though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:12pm