I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Too much gin, very little bucket
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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