dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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