Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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