with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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