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  • 80 48
    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 9, 10 at 3:18pm

    I must be getting old. I remember when throwing up all over yourself in front of your parents just meant you needed some Pepto Bismol. \n\nNowadays it means you need AA counseling.

  • 55 43
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 4:31pm

    You did that as a baby. They are used to it.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 9, 10 at 7:18pm

    You COULD get lower, so why dont you stop being a fuck up?.

  • 50 42
    Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on Jun 9, 10 at 7:35pm

    As opposed to metaphorically?..

  • 51 44
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 9, 10 at 5:54pm

    I’m sure there’s more reasons they were already disappointed in you.

  • 45 34
    Submitted by beautyycounts on Jun 9, 10 at 3:50pm

    That sucks :/

  • 47 42
    Submitted by axe54 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:13pm

    Heard that

  • 43 38
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:45am

    Boring

  • 43 44
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:19pm

    Be ashemed of yourself. You cant get any lower er errr

  • 39 42
    Submitted by tonto01 on Jun 10, 10 at 8:22am

    Literally?

  • 45 57
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:06am

    If that's the worst thing you've ever done, trust me - your parents would be thrilled. Every parent has been puked on. Comes with the territory.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by ayyeeeimtayy on Jun 9, 10 at 4:01pm

    Hahhha sick

  • 37 50
    Submitted by nsgf on Jun 9, 10 at 2:13pm

    can I get a first !?!?

  • 16 18
    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Jul 28, 12 at 8:33pm

    Nice