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  • 49 20
    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 9, 10 at 3:18pm
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    I must be getting old. I remember when throwing up all over yourself in front of your parents just meant you needed some Pepto Bismol. \n\nNowadays it means you need AA counseling.

  • 30 16
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 4:31pm
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    You did that as a baby. They are used to it.

  • 27 18
    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 9, 10 at 7:18pm
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    You COULD get lower, so why dont you stop being a fuck up?.

  • 24 13
    Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on Jun 9, 10 at 7:35pm
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    As opposed to metaphorically?..

  • 25 16
    Submitted by axe54 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:13pm
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    Heard that

  • 25 18
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 9, 10 at 5:54pm
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    I’m sure there’s more reasons they were already disappointed in you.

  • 22 14
    Submitted by tonto01 on Jun 10, 10 at 8:22am
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    Literally?

  • 22 14
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:45am
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    Boring

  • 20 15
    Submitted by beautyycounts on Jun 9, 10 at 3:50pm
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    That sucks :/

  • 21 17
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:19pm
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    Be ashemed of yourself. You cant get any lower er errr

  • 20 21
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:06am
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    If that's the worst thing you've ever done, trust me - your parents would be thrilled. Every parent has been puked on. Comes with the territory.

  • 22 27
    Submitted by ayyeeeimtayy on Jun 9, 10 at 4:01pm
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    Hahhha sick

  • 16 28
    Submitted by nsgf on Jun 9, 10 at 2:13pm
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    can I get a first !?!?

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