I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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