Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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