Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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