I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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hahahah i love these people! SEE EVERYONES FUNNY WERE ALL COOL YAAAYAYAYAY
there is a store called "BJ's" it's like Sam's Club (if you know what that is)
Well played sir, well played. Major props!
it's not sexist cause he's saying it in a song
that's right bitch, now take off your thong!
i wonder if she used a coupon?
Have you ever seen a one eyed trouser snake?
Dude in the text, well played sir, well played.
Nice - well maybe you just should've humored him for a minute ;)
i believe he does...do you?
calm down everyones obviously really lame so chill your tits errrbody. we dont know each other and im sure everyone has something really great to contribute to society so we should all stop hating one another and start searching for the good in our neighbors.
pussies are a good place to start.
Doubt it- there's no such number that starts 76543 douchebag!!
11:20, its a lyric to a hilarious sexist song.
That's how we roll in new york
Wow that is classic new York . NY represent ha
that'd work on me if the dude was hot
For those of you NOT in the know BJs is a Costco type store in the NY area.
Which is appropriate since he offered her something to eat.
We have a bjs near a dicks too! Also bjs isn't only in NY dumb asses
At least you didn't ask him where the store ZJ's was...
this text is seriously hilarious! go that guy lol
Stfu 11:53 me and your mom shoulda never had you, im tired of ur shit now s your daddys d
12:55 i bet someones gonna keep that number and text you in the middle of the night in like a week and you're gonna be pissed off LOL
Hahaha lmfao; I <3 11:44
EEEEW Uncut. GROSS!
But yeah I definitely woulda suck it. He deserved it after that.
loveeeee gg. maddd respect sonnnnnn
the one bj you dont need a card for
Hmmm...... I wonder what he woulda done if u asked him where the back door was !!!
in my area, we have a BJs right next to Dicks sporting goods.
I live in Miami, I see BJ's Wholesale everywhere. But Dick's Sporting Goods aren't in Miami, you start seeing them around WPB (West Palm Beach FTW)
"... And then I sucked it dry"
Calm down it's obviosuly a joke. It's a funny text assholes
I don't understand what she was asking for in the first place
stawwpp hitting on strangers over fucking textsfromlastnight you losers! go out into the real world and meet a nice young chap or chappette. ps 12 55 youre in for a phone number chaange ;)
Haha I thought she meant the restruant
Lulz at 12:22's lack of knowledge and taste in hilarious music
That's an east coast thing. I'm from the west
Coast. No wonder I didn't get it.....
Bjs is not a store. It's a restaurant you douch bag
12:16 - actually we all started in balls.
I feel like there should be a continuation of the text.... it was hard, uncut, and tasty.
tfln is starting to SUCK. not that this text isnt funny, cause i think it is, they just never seem to update it. lameeeeeee
10:25 You are my fucking favorite person ever!
Yeah 10:25 just was reading the lyrics to a Jonlajoie song
Could be a local convince store from around the 212.
well that kills the love then, sort of.
that's awesome. I would want to marry him.
maybe he keeps a map of your town in front of his dick to conceal his uncontrollable boners...he was just trying to help, and if there wasnt a map he just wanted you to help with his uncontrollable boner...way to go blue baller
10:08: if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
BahHahahahahahaha....one of alltime best
Haha. U asked for that one!!
you asked for it. first!