I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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it's not sexist cause he's saying it in a song
that's right bitch, now take off your thong!
Well played sir, well played. Major props!
hahahah i love these people! SEE EVERYONES FUNNY WERE ALL COOL YAAAYAYAYAY
there is a store called "BJ's" it's like Sam's Club (if you know what that is)
Doubt it- there's no such number that starts 76543 douchebag!!
i believe he does...do you?
11:20, its a lyric to a hilarious sexist song.
Nice - well maybe you just should've humored him for a minute ;)
i wonder if she used a coupon?
Have you ever seen a one eyed trouser snake?
Stfu 11:53 me and your mom shoulda never had you, im tired of ur shit now s your daddys d
We have a bjs near a dicks too! Also bjs isn't only in NY dumb asses
At least you didn't ask him where the store ZJ's was...
Dude in the text, well played sir, well played.
that'd work on me if the dude was hot
Hahaha lmfao; I <3 11:44
this text is seriously hilarious! go that guy lol
Which is appropriate since he offered her something to eat.
Wow that is classic new York . NY represent ha
That's how we roll in new york
For those of you NOT in the know BJs is a Costco type store in the NY area.
Calm down it's obviosuly a joke. It's a funny text assholes
Lulz at 12:22's lack of knowledge and taste in hilarious music
the one bj you dont need a card for
12:55 i bet someones gonna keep that number and text you in the middle of the night in like a week and you're gonna be pissed off LOL
EEEEW Uncut. GROSS!
But yeah I definitely woulda suck it. He deserved it after that.
calm down everyones obviously really lame so chill your tits errrbody. we dont know each other and im sure everyone has something really great to contribute to society so we should all stop hating one another and start searching for the good in our neighbors.
pussies are a good place to start.
Hmmm...... I wonder what he woulda done if u asked him where the back door was !!!
loveeeee gg. maddd respect sonnnnnn
I live in Miami, I see BJ's Wholesale everywhere. But Dick's Sporting Goods aren't in Miami, you start seeing them around WPB (West Palm Beach FTW)
tfln is starting to SUCK. not that this text isnt funny, cause i think it is, they just never seem to update it. lameeeeeee
in my area, we have a BJs right next to Dicks sporting goods.
Yeah 10:25 just was reading the lyrics to a Jonlajoie song
I feel like there should be a continuation of the text.... it was hard, uncut, and tasty.
"... And then I sucked it dry"
stawwpp hitting on strangers over fucking textsfromlastnight you losers! go out into the real world and meet a nice young chap or chappette. ps 12 55 youre in for a phone number chaange ;)
That's an east coast thing. I'm from the west
Coast. No wonder I didn't get it.....
Could be a local convince store from around the 212.
10:25 You are my fucking favorite person ever!
BahHahahahahahaha....one of alltime best
Bjs is not a store. It's a restaurant you douch bag
12:16 - actually we all started in balls.
I don't understand what she was asking for in the first place
well that kills the love then, sort of.
maybe he keeps a map of your town in front of his dick to conceal his uncontrollable boners...he was just trying to help, and if there wasnt a map he just wanted you to help with his uncontrollable boner...way to go blue baller
Haha I thought she meant the restruant
that's awesome. I would want to marry him.
Haha. U asked for that one!!
10:08: if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
you asked for it. first!