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  • 87 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:23am

    hahahah i love these people! SEE EVERYONES FUNNY WERE ALL COOL YAAAYAYAYAY

  • 81 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:57pm

    there is a store called "BJ's" it's like Sam's Club (if you know what that is)

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:23am

    Have you ever seen a one eyed trouser snake?

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:34pm

    That's how we roll in new york

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:01pm

    Dude in the text, well played sir, well played.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:44pm

    Well played sir, well played. Major props!

  • 59 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:54am

    i wonder if she used a coupon?

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:44pm

    calm down everyones obviously really lame so chill your tits errrbody. we dont know each other and im sure everyone has something really great to contribute to society so we should all stop hating one another and start searching for the good in our neighbors. pussies are a good place to start.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:00am

    Which is appropriate since he offered her something to eat.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:53am

    >11:28 pm it's not sexist cause he's saying it in a song that's right bitch, now take off your thong!

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:32pm

    Wow that is classic new York . NY represent ha

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:37pm

    this text is seriously hilarious! go that guy lol

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:52am

    i believe he does...do you?

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:07pm

    EEEEW Uncut. GROSS! But yeah I definitely woulda suck it. He deserved it after that.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:38am

    For those of you NOT in the know BJs is a Costco type store in the NY area.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:37pm

    the one bj you dont need a card for

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:28pm

    11:20, its a lyric to a hilarious sexist song.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:28pm

    that'd work on me if the dude was hot

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:33am

    Doubt it- there's no such number that starts 76543 douchebag!!

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:23am

    We have a bjs near a dicks too! Also bjs isn't only in NY dumb asses

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:35pm

    Nice - well maybe you just should've humored him for a minute ;)

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:08pm

    At least you didn't ask him where the store ZJ's was...

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:09am

    in my area, we have a BJs right next to Dicks sporting goods.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:06am

    12:55 i bet someones gonna keep that number and text you in the middle of the night in like a week and you're gonna be pissed off LOL

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:58am

    That's an east coast thing. I'm from the west Coast. No wonder I didn't get it.....

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:51am

    I live in Miami, I see BJ's Wholesale everywhere. But Dick's Sporting Goods aren't in Miami, you start seeing them around WPB (West Palm Beach FTW)

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:23am

    Haha I thought she meant the restruant

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:26am

    stawwpp hitting on strangers over fucking textsfromlastnight you losers! go out into the real world and meet a nice young chap or chappette. ps 12 55 youre in for a phone number chaange ;)

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:59am

    "... And then I sucked it dry"

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:22pm

    Stfu 11:53 me and your mom shoulda never had you, im tired of ur shit now s your daddys d

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:49pm

    Hahaha lmfao; I <3 11:44

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:55am

    I feel like there should be a continuation of the text.... it was hard, uncut, and tasty.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:43am

    Hmmm...... I wonder what he woulda done if u asked him where the back door was !!!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:42pm

    loveeeee gg. maddd respect sonnnnnn

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:41pm

    10:25 You are my fucking favorite person ever!

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:41am

    Could be a local convince store from around the 212.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:06am

    12:16 - actually we all started in balls.

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:39pm

    Calm down it's obviosuly a joke. It's a funny text assholes

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:33am

    Bjs is not a store. It's a restaurant you douch bag

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:33pm

    10:08: if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:28am

    tfln is starting to SUCK. not that this text isnt funny, cause i think it is, they just never seem to update it. lameeeeeee

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:55pm

    I don't understand what she was asking for in the first place

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:02pm

    that's awesome. I would want to marry him.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:09pm

    Lulz at 12:22's lack of knowledge and taste in hilarious music

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:04pm

    Yeah 10:25 just was reading the lyrics to a Jonlajoie song

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:53am

    BahHahahahahahaha....one of alltime best

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:29pm

    Haha. U asked for that one!!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:13am

    maybe he keeps a map of your town in front of his dick to conceal his uncontrollable boners...he was just trying to help, and if there wasnt a map he just wanted you to help with his uncontrollable boner...way to go blue baller

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:07pm

    well that kills the love then, sort of. - 10:41

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:26pm

    you asked for it. first!