Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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