I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Me tarzan, you a slut
With a statement like that how could someone not ask questions?
Woodland critter bukkake?
It's the new form of a tar and feather. Cum and leave
Now that's a case of jungle fever. Ugh.
this was preceded by "come pick me up"
Where are u?
Bringing new meaning to "Eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
I think this is related to a previous text- "Sex in a tree: check"