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  • 32 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:50pm
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    i just smoke out of a bowl.. problem solved. no forks, no roach clips.

  • 27 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:11am
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    Lol of course this is Rochester.

  • 30 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:26am
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    1:34 I'm with you. But if no piece is present don't be a puss and just hold the shit. If it's good you won't even feel it anyway haha. I love all this "If you were a true stoner bullshit" If you're a true stoner you don't brag about it douche bags.

  • 30 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:51pm
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    ...maybe he didnt want the smell of cig/mj on his fingers...

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:40pm
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    3:17...omg dude, you rule!

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:34am
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    Lol that'd be a roachclip

  • 28 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:00pm
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    I think he was eating the cigarette

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:22am
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    yeah i use chopsticks to smoke cigs, im asian.

  • 24 17
    Submitted by enoxxx on Nov 7, 10 at 6:14pm
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    smokin pot

  • 24 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:07pm
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    I saw a homeless guy in a wheelchair doing that sitting outside a gas station in orlando. and it was definately a cig

  • 27 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:57pm
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    this is the best thread ever. thanks, stoners.

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:59pm
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    He might not want his fingers to turn yellow or smell. Damn...that's a good idea!!! *grabs fork*

  • 26 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:27pm
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    @ 4:02 Calluses do not form from burns.

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:35pm
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    3:17 you're da man/or woman...which ever fits......1:29 you're clearly not a true smoker or u would know it's very possible....4:02 wat da fuck are you talking about??? You make no sense at all!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 24 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:17pm
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    a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... think about it plus there is enough of a differance between a hand rolled joint and a factory rolled cigarette... my joints are rolled using a roller, and look identical to factory cigarettes. plus, it's very possible.

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:10pm
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    3:00 wins. No more reply's needed

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:25pm
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    haha i love rochester <3

  • 23 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:27pm
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    7:50 i think you may be on to something

  • 24 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:02pm
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    I used to do that when i was 12 so my mom wudnt smell cigg smoke on me it works..well i wasnt drivin though

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:28pm
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    I've once saw someone driving and smoking a ciggarette held in a hairpin/bobbypin. I figure it was because she didn't want her fingers to get stained from the nicotine and turn yellow

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:20pm
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    a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... think about it Wow, I guess those J's I smoked with a fork weren't J's

  • 24 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:40am
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    Oh god fuck ya! Vaps are amazing. I just don't like how there's no smoke. It's weird, doesn't seem like you're really smoking. Love the flavor though.

  • 22 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:54pm
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    don't be fucking retarted. it was a roach clip. nuff said

  • 21 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:26am
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    HAHA! No doubt about it, this is Rochester!

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:34am
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    smoke the roach out of a bong............;)

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:33pm
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    forks are fine roach clips......

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:23pm
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    @ 4:02, if there is only one way to be a true stoner, we as stoners have failed at our ultimate mission.

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:41pm
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    whats the difference between chili cheese tots and tot-chos. You didnt invent shit.

  • 22 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:20pm
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    Most definatly a roach clip for a joint, that ghetto.

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:25pm
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    we have a bet on this.... what street/area was this...

  • 24 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:02pm
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    @3:17, if you are a stoner, like you say you are. you wouldnt need a roach clip, or fork, or whatever you "invent." a true stoner has calluses on their fingers, making it possible to smoke all, and not burn oneself.

  • 24 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:59pm
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    umm i've smoked cigs with a fork. conveniency is key

  • 21 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:12am
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    maybe it was a steamy thin noodle on a fork! ...filled with weed.

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:29pm
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    the kid that posted this definitely isnt white....not

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:01am
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    definitely a roach clip...

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:39pm
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    i've used a fork for a roach clip many times, it works best if you use the cardboard filter. i also think tot-chos is a great fuckin idea and i'm having them fucking goddamn tonight!

  • 22 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:43pm
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    have yall heard of arthritis. my aunt has arthritis, and she cant hold really small objects. therefore she uses a fork, because she can grip it better.

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:11pm
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    Haha, only in Rochester.

  • 22 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:17pm
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    @1:29, I hate when people tell me to think about things! I'm a stoner that's all we do. Stoners are the fucking MacGyver's of the drug world!!! For example last night I "thought about it" and invented tot-chos: tater tots with nacho toppings on it. Smoke me out and you wouldn't believe the things I could do with a fork. except @2:46 is probably right... don't be such a DH

  • 18 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:21pm
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    WNY and stoners. this is my life in a thread.

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:14pm
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    I doubt it was a cigarette.

  • 20 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:24am
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    looooooool this one gave me a laugh because of the replies i've never used a roach clip though - it's all about the challenge of smoking the shit outta that roach and doing it without burning yourself!

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:01pm
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    That's what's called a joint.

  • 19 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:44pm
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    this thread is better than the website itself! hahaha

  • 19 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:56am
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    Smoking a joint. Final answer.

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:45pm
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    I know a paraplegic who smokes with a fork all the time.

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:45pm
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    i've smoked many j's and blunts w/ a fork as a roach clip...i dont see why that's hard to imagine

  • 17 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:39am
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    maybe he doesn't want finger cancer lol

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:28pm
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    guess you guys have never been to the south. i've seen crazier shit. still hilarious though.

  • 16 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:21pm
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    If it was a cigarette, that guy's amazing.

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:22pm
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    lol- ghetto roach clip.

  • 15 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:34pm
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    Exactly. Bet he was trying to keep the smell off his hands. I had a friend that kept a pair of gloves in his car and he wore one when he smoked for the same reason.

  • 16 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:46pm
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    "a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... " Well, we see SOMEONE rolls pinners

  • 17 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:29pm
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    make that upstate NY...lol

  • 13 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:58pm
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    your joints must not be fat enough

  • 14 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:10pm
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    Even if you hold a cigarette with a fork, it still doesn't prevent your hands from smelling like smoke. been there, tried that.

  • 13 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:29pm
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    probably was a cigarette i bet the guy's wife doesn't know he smokes and he does that to keep his hands from smelling a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... think about it plus there is enough of a differance between a hand rolled joint and a factory rolled cigarette that anyone close enough to see what was going on would have been close enough to see which it was

  • 14 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:57pm
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    I've used the back end of a hammer for a roach clip. It was diesel and awesome.

  • 13 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:57am
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    ROACH CLIP. I Use tweezers and a rubber band myself.

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