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  • I saw a homeless guy in a wheelchair doing that sitting outside a gas station in orlando. and it was definately a cig

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:07pm
  • yeah i use chopsticks to smoke cigs, im asian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:22am
  • ...maybe he didnt want the smell of cig/mj on his fingers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:51pm
  • I used to do that when i was 12 so my mom wudnt smell cigg smoke on me it works..well i wasnt drivin though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:02pm
  • i just smoke out of a bowl.. problem solved. no forks, no roach clips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:50pm
  • this is the best thread ever. thanks, stoners.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:57pm
  • haha i love rochester <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Lol of course this is Rochester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:11am
  • 7:50 i think you may be on to something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Haha, only in Rochester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:11pm
  • 1:34 I'm with you. But if no piece is present don't be a puss and just hold the shit. If it's good you won't even feel it anyway haha. I love all this "If you were a true stoner bullshit" If you're a true stoner you don't brag about it douche bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:26am
  • Most definatly a roach clip for a joint, that ghetto.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:20pm
  • I know a paraplegic who smokes with a fork all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:45pm
  • 3:17...omg dude, you rule!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:40pm
  • smokin pot

    Submitted by enoxxx on Nov 7, 10 at 6:14pm
  • we have a bet on this.... what street/area was this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Lol that'd be a roachclip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:34am
  • 3:17 you're da man/or woman...which ever fits......1:29 you're clearly not a true smoker or u would know it's very possible....4:02 wat da fuck are you talking about??? You make no sense at all!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:35pm
  • @1:29, I hate when people tell me to think about things! I'm a stoner that's all we do. Stoners are the fucking MacGyver's of the drug world!!! For example last night I "thought about it" and invented tot-chos: tater tots with nacho toppings on it. Smoke me out and you wouldn't believe the things I could do with a fork. except @2:46 is probably right... don't be such a DH

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Smoking a joint. Final answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:56am
  • @ 4:02 Calluses do not form from burns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:27pm
  • umm i've smoked cigs with a fork. conveniency is key

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:59pm
  • maybe it was a steamy thin noodle on a fork! ...filled with weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:12am
  • a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... think about it plus there is enough of a differance between a hand rolled joint and a factory rolled cigarette... my joints are rolled using a roller, and look identical to factory cigarettes. plus, it's very possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:17pm
  • @3:17, if you are a stoner, like you say you are. you wouldnt need a roach clip, or fork, or whatever you "invent." a true stoner has calluses on their fingers, making it possible to smoke all, and not burn oneself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:02pm
  • HAHA! No doubt about it, this is Rochester!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:26am
  • Oh god fuck ya! Vaps are amazing. I just don't like how there's no smoke. It's weird, doesn't seem like you're really smoking. Love the flavor though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:40am
  • smoke the roach out of a bong............;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:34am
  • He might not want his fingers to turn yellow or smell. Damn...that's a good idea!!! *grabs fork*

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:59pm
  • don't be fucking retarted. it was a roach clip. nuff said

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:54pm
  • I've once saw someone driving and smoking a ciggarette held in a hairpin/bobbypin. I figure it was because she didn't want her fingers to get stained from the nicotine and turn yellow

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:28pm
  • WNY and stoners. this is my life in a thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Exactly. Bet he was trying to keep the smell off his hands. I had a friend that kept a pair of gloves in his car and he wore one when he smoked for the same reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:34pm
  • forks are fine roach clips......

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 3:00 wins. No more reply's needed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:10pm
  • That's what's called a joint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:01pm
  • a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... think about it Wow, I guess those J's I smoked with a fork weren't J's

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:20pm
  • i've used a fork for a roach clip many times, it works best if you use the cardboard filter. i also think tot-chos is a great fuckin idea and i'm having them fucking goddamn tonight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:39pm
  • i've smoked many j's and blunts w/ a fork as a roach clip...i dont see why that's hard to imagine

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:45pm
  • have yall heard of arthritis. my aunt has arthritis, and she cant hold really small objects. therefore she uses a fork, because she can grip it better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:43pm
  • If it was a cigarette, that guy's amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:21pm
  • @ 4:02, if there is only one way to be a true stoner, we as stoners have failed at our ultimate mission.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:23pm
  • whats the difference between chili cheese tots and tot-chos. You didnt invent shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:41pm
  • the kid that posted this definitely isnt white....not

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I think he was eating the cigarette

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:00pm
  • probably was a cigarette i bet the guy's wife doesn't know he smokes and he does that to keep his hands from smelling a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... think about it plus there is enough of a differance between a hand rolled joint and a factory rolled cigarette that anyone close enough to see what was going on would have been close enough to see which it was

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I doubt it was a cigarette.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:14pm
  • looooooool this one gave me a laugh because of the replies i've never used a roach clip though - it's all about the challenge of smoking the shit outta that roach and doing it without burning yourself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:24am
  • make that upstate NY...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:29pm
  • maybe he doesn't want finger cancer lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:39am
  • lol- ghetto roach clip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 6:22pm
  • I've used the back end of a hammer for a roach clip. It was diesel and awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:57pm
  • this thread is better than the website itself! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:44pm
  • guess you guys have never been to the south. i've seen crazier shit. still hilarious though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Even if you hold a cigarette with a fork, it still doesn't prevent your hands from smelling like smoke. been there, tried that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:10pm
  • definitely a roach clip...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:01am
  • "a fork would be impossible to use as a roach clip... " Well, we see SOMEONE rolls pinners

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:46pm
  • ROACH CLIP. I Use tweezers and a rubber band myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:57am
  • your joints must not be fat enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:58pm