hell yes lets make some ravioli
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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