do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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