I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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