just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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