I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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And why not?
Any sober person will respond "because it isn't a face". Or is that only me would say such?
Cannot? Or will not? Because it sounds more like the latter.
Unless he doodles one on it. Ideally with a monocle
I cannot face time with your penis.
Meet him halfway, call it HeadOn. Don't give him the shaft. Although, I will say there is a vas deferens between a dick and his face. ...okay, I think I exhausted my dick pun inventory.
Maybe she doesn't want to air blow him.
Number of times he had his "Uncle's" penis in his face before breakfast today.