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  • 57 45
    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 4:02pm

    I cannot face time with your penis.

  • 48 30
    Submitted by diddlemethis on Sep 29, 12 at 11:13pm

    Unless he doodles one on it. Ideally with a monocle

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Sep 29, 12 at 1:59pm

    Cannot? Or will not? Because it sounds more like the latter.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by =]] on Sep 29, 12 at 3:10pm

    And why not?

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Sep 29, 12 at 10:45pm

    Meet him halfway, call it HeadOn. Don't give him the shaft. Although, I will say there is a vas deferens between a dick and his face. ...okay, I think I exhausted my dick pun inventory.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by actcohen on Sep 29, 12 at 9:19pm

    Any sober person will respond "because it isn't a face". Or is that only me would say such?

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 29, 12 at 11:31pm

    Maybe she doesn't want to air blow him.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Sep 29, 12 at 1:40pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 34 44
      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 1:53pm

      'sup, Rob

    • 23 33
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 1, 12 at 6:16am

      Number of times he had his "Uncle's" penis in his face before breakfast today.