I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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Roxy makes me hot.
This text is more lame than Jeff's witty "Oh I get it" statements!
hmmm roxy 12:53 here....gonna have to say i think ur some weird dude who gets off on pretending like he is a girl on TFLN..
but if u wanna prove it somehow im open to suggestions
Can i 'like' what 11:35 said?
No, but i will tell you that i'm from the east coast.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
I have considered that all of these texts are from the same person. Even this one.
11:43 I AM MATTHEW ZIMMERMAN, I will own you one day!!
Regards, Matthew Zimmerman
did u or do u go to college?
well 12:53, ask and you shall recieve. I'm 5'2 blond hair and blue eye. 120 lbs. A real knock out if you ask me.
Okay, not roxy, thank you for that. It was the last straw. I must go hang myself now, and it shall rest on your soul forever.
"not Roxy" are you M or F?
Two Roxies don't make a right!
I dont do fat chicks,
The pitcher, the milk, the glass...we are all one.
Love, not Roxy
These pretzels... They are... They are...
Omgd, I'm 'not Roxy', but I didn't write that. I like fat chicks. I'm confused...wait, no, that's someonee else. We are all one.
yes Roxy...this is 12:00 here...and i did notice that...i think we are on to something
yeah, 12:00 my guess is all the trolls on here are just 1 maybe 2 people. Did you see how fast they all showed up after i asked for them....
or else it gets the hose again.
How am I judging anyone? I am not here to "troll", I just didn't feel like being anonymous today. I'm just a girl taking the pink ribbon off my eye.
not Roxy is male but entirely human.
12:23 Perfect timing!!! EPIC WIN!!
hahahaha...u guys ever think that the hose guy, the pretzel guy, lotion guy, and charles rutherford are just one REALLY HIGH dude in his dorm????...fucking bored to death
oh lord pretzel guy is back... bacon guy and lotion and hose guy where are you?
Oh I get it! It's funny because he was pretending his truck was a spaceship but got tired of that and is bored again!
We get it, you're bored and you like spaceships.
Aw, I'm so flattered to have "haters" on TFLn. 1:02 you are the reason I live.
I lurk, I judge, I laugh my ass off. Can't sit down now.
11:37 Yes you may, Like accepted!!
Damn, work is cutting into my TFLn time.
Hmm, I'm game! "not Roxy", you up for it?
12:23 I really do. How did you know? OHHH your that stalker guy. You know you are kind of cute, you should have just said hi. I just called the cops, sorry.
Roxy this is the dude who doubted who u were and wondered what u looked like... are u from Jersey??? just wondering haha
The nice thing about Jeff is he is always short, on point and posts once... Not spamming the shit out of every text
i for some reason knew that....
Apparently we are, there was just a confession on the "la bamba" thread.
hmm, I kind of went to college. I'm going back soon.
Oh, now I have copy cats! This day just keeps getting better and better!
Go go chick/dick fight!!
And just who do you think you are 11:38? God? Hmm? Who gives you the power to decide who can and cannot "like" what is written?
not Roxy is the love of Roxy's life! <3<3<3
Roxy STFU. You are the lamest, most boring troll ive ever had the misfortune of seeing. Shouldnt you be out there chasing minge (im assuming ypur a filthy dyke) instead of condescendingly judging everyone here for posting?
If Roxy and "not Roxy" hooked up, would it create a black hole?
I don't normally say this, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.
That's cool, but I wouldn't pretend that this truck is a spaceship.
Hmm, I could prove it. But first I'm not 120lbs. But i'm working on it. I just had a baby you have to cut me some slack.
There we go! Now the world can turn again!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Roxy sounds like a lesbian name.
Nice 12:10. Identity crisis FTW.
Not all one, I am the milk.
I am not a man.
12:43(2)...awesome....i love a good pun....
i wish we had profiles on this thing...i wonder what Roxy looks like
Roxy probably has a vagina that looks like a wet phonebook.