I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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hmmm roxy 12:53 here....gonna have to say i think ur some weird dude who gets off on pretending like he is a girl on TFLN..
but if u wanna prove it somehow im open to suggestions
Roxy makes me hot.
This text is more lame than Jeff's witty "Oh I get it" statements!
11:43 I AM MATTHEW ZIMMERMAN, I will own you one day!!
Regards, Matthew Zimmerman
Okay, not roxy, thank you for that. It was the last straw. I must go hang myself now, and it shall rest on your soul forever.
yes Roxy...this is 12:00 here...and i did notice that...i think we are on to something
"not Roxy" are you M or F?
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Can i 'like' what 11:35 said?
The pitcher, the milk, the glass...we are all one.
Love, not Roxy
I have considered that all of these texts are from the same person. Even this one.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
No, but i will tell you that i'm from the east coast.
well 12:53, ask and you shall recieve. I'm 5'2 blond hair and blue eye. 120 lbs. A real knock out if you ask me.
did u or do u go to college?
I dont do fat chicks,
Damn, work is cutting into my TFLn time.
or else it gets the hose again.
yeah, 12:00 my guess is all the trolls on here are just 1 maybe 2 people. Did you see how fast they all showed up after i asked for them....
Two Roxies don't make a right!
Hmm, I'm game! "not Roxy", you up for it?
Omgd, I'm 'not Roxy', but I didn't write that. I like fat chicks. I'm confused...wait, no, that's someonee else. We are all one.
These pretzels... They are... They are...
Oh I get it! It's funny because he was pretending his truck was a spaceship but got tired of that and is bored again!
Aw, I'm so flattered to have "haters" on TFLn. 1:02 you are the reason I live.
How am I judging anyone? I am not here to "troll", I just didn't feel like being anonymous today. I'm just a girl taking the pink ribbon off my eye.
not Roxy is male but entirely human.
i for some reason knew that....
12:23 I really do. How did you know? OHHH your that stalker guy. You know you are kind of cute, you should have just said hi. I just called the cops, sorry.
Apparently we are, there was just a confession on the "la bamba" thread.
oh lord pretzel guy is back... bacon guy and lotion and hose guy where are you?
Roxy this is the dude who doubted who u were and wondered what u looked like... are u from Jersey??? just wondering haha
hahahaha...u guys ever think that the hose guy, the pretzel guy, lotion guy, and charles rutherford are just one REALLY HIGH dude in his dorm????...fucking bored to death
We get it, you're bored and you like spaceships.
I lurk, I judge, I laugh my ass off. Can't sit down now.
The nice thing about Jeff is he is always short, on point and posts once... Not spamming the shit out of every text
11:37 Yes you may, Like accepted!!
Oh, now I have copy cats! This day just keeps getting better and better!
12:23 Perfect timing!!! EPIC WIN!!
Go go chick/dick fight!!
Roxy STFU. You are the lamest, most boring troll ive ever had the misfortune of seeing. Shouldnt you be out there chasing minge (im assuming ypur a filthy dyke) instead of condescendingly judging everyone here for posting?
not Roxy is the love of Roxy's life! <3<3<3
hmm, I kind of went to college. I'm going back soon.
Hmm, I could prove it. But first I'm not 120lbs. But i'm working on it. I just had a baby you have to cut me some slack.
I don't normally say this, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.
And just who do you think you are 11:38? God? Hmm? Who gives you the power to decide who can and cannot "like" what is written?
That's cool, but I wouldn't pretend that this truck is a spaceship.
If Roxy and "not Roxy" hooked up, would it create a black hole?
Roxy sounds like a lesbian name.
There we go! Now the world can turn again!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I am not a man.
Nice 12:10. Identity crisis FTW.
12:43(2)...awesome....i love a good pun....
i wish we had profiles on this thing...i wonder what Roxy looks like
Not all one, I am the milk.
Roxy probably has a vagina that looks like a wet phonebook.