Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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