He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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He probably just assumed you're a slut...
Sounds like he is more of a gentleman than you are a lady.
Did you go to Chipolte? You could come out to him about why the bra was there, if you wanted to.
threeoneseven! :D sorry, I've been working. Gotta support this Internet habit. Lol
@Hedonistic: got trolled. \nBut if those are your standards for "gentlemen", hmmmm..... Wow.
Yeah, yeah... The annoyance got the best of me. No, not my "standard", but petty boys and girls crying for attention are my pet peeve.
Like that dumb fucker that keeps posting his website at the end of his comments... Hate him too! I'm sorry to have disappointed you.
There you are!!!!
Hello, Pot? This is Kettle; you're black. You can't post that shit after replying to me with I love you and propositions for bondage and oral sex! Don't hate on 317!!!
Ya gotta keep it spicy! Variety is the spice of life, right?
I'm not stalking. I just think your funny (and probably really HOT!)
Says the man that claims to know about her "vagina and great tits". Is this really an independent opinion or are you bias?
Ohaithere! I think I'm taking Hedo's advice and Posting out of the app. This is so much better.
Happy to help!
He knows you are a ho and he's looking to get your panties off \ntonight.
@Hedonistic: I wasn't referring to your standard, I meant OP's. Lol. Damn phone doesn't do paragraphs too well, that would have helped clarify that.
LOL! iPhone? The app won't let you reply either. Try connecting via Safari. Sadly, the problems with auto-incorrect occur no matter what.
WTF? Are you in first grade and feel the need to run to the door as soon as the bell rings so you can be first in line? What an f'ing douche!
Double digits, he is in second grade at least.
Maybe third. He spelled them out but missed the hyphen. Consider the source of this annoyance... Eighty-eight: a sex position in which two individuals kneel on all fours with their rear ends facing one another sharing a two-headed dildo; the beauty of an eighty-eight (or 88) Is that it can be shared by any two people regardless of their respective genders.