I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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Or that could even shit 3 lbs in a short enough period to keep one captive? \nRead that wrong the first time, my bad. But still.
Or are you just happy to see me?
Slept with a magician?
Why? I must know why.\nAlso how. How is an important question here, as well.
correction: you have 3 pounds of bird shit and Lime Disease in your jacket
LYME disease is from a tick genius.
?????? What the fuck were you doing last night?
What the fuck kind of pigeon have you found that weighs 3 lbs?? 12-16oz if lucky
Anyone else think of hey arnold?
Oh yeah? I've got a python in my pants.