Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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