Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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