I swear she didn't look like that last week.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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