Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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