awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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