so explain again why im purple
no
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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