It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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