I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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