Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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